I moved to San Francisco

[CaliGirlNY]

Will your parents buy me a new car and apartment too?

our families company is leasing me a car that i'm paying for and i don't have an apartment yet.

and who are you to talk?! your parents pay your rent.

blitty you make me shake my head so much from your idiocy that i'm getting whiplash.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

thanks for the kind words everyone.

I just want my new life to start now.

 

[Blitty]

I plan on being in the bay area during the holidays.

Since I already taught you a few things about NYC- Maybe I'll show you how to do it big in CA..

 

[shdw01]

Perhaps you should try doing the opposite of everything you would usually do. It worked for George

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents

 

[FreeFall]

I raise you:

I can do this all night BACON. BRING IT!

 

[CaliGirlNY]

I plan on being in the bay area during the holidays.

Since I already taught you a few things about NYC- Maybe I'll show you how to do it big in CA..

Hush child.

Also your and my versions of NYC are totally different. We like different things and go to different places. App,E's and oranges. They're both round, but they're very different. Thanks for the offer though. I don't foresee your bro bars and hockey crap being of any interest to me.

 

[MrMonkey]

You tell him girl! :

 

[CaliGirlNY]

^apples and oranges

 

[reno cool]

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents

:

 

[CaliGirlNY]

today was better until JL called me and I cried to her on the phone.
chris ignoring my texts.
apartment hunting starts tuesday.
im drinking my way through this.

 

[IAG]

today was better until JL called me and I cried to her on the phone.
chris ignoring my texts.
apartment hunting starts tuesday.
im drinking my way through this.

Girlfriends are the best. Two of my best that I haven't seen in 20 years saw on fb I was having a tough time recently and are roadtripping here to get me out on mini "vacation."

Tell Chris if he keeps ignoring your texts, no more toenails for him!

 

[bacon]

CG screw Chris. Colin Kapernick's supposed new girlfriend is 42. 42 I said. He might win the Superbowl this year if he can get his head out of his ass. You've got her smoked. Find him, make him happy. He starts putting up sick numbers, 9ers win the Super Bowl, my fantasy team skyrockets to the top and everyone lives happily ever after. His boys can stuff Chris in a locker somewhere.

 

[IAG]

CG has to get this toenail thing under control first Bacon. Priorities.

 

[bacon]

Well yeah she should be on her A game if she's going to go after him I agree.

CG you have a 2 week window of opportunity here. SF has Jax week 8 which is basically a bye week then their actual bye week is week 9. I say target him some time around 11.2-11.3 and if you're drunk I don't think that will be a bad thing. Your happiness, his happiness, the happiness of millions of 9ers fans and most importantly the happiness of me having my fantasy team charge up the power rankings depends on it.

New car? Fok that. You be takin Limos everywhere you get this chit done.

 

[IAG]

Get those toenails back from the nest, piece them on, pedi over and get out those heels that caused the problem in the first place...


Now how is she supposed to track him down? SF a big city.

 

[bacon]

That's tough I'm not in the know. CG seems to be in the the know in most places she goes. I'm the idea guy you guys handle the logistics.

 

[IAG]

That's tough I'm not in the know. CG seems to be in the the know in most places she goes. I'm the idea guy you guys handle the logistics.

Ok. I'm on it. I just followed him on Twitter. I'll cyber stalk him and keep apprised of his whereabouts.

I knew this Twitter thing would come in handy somehow.


If he disses her we'll cut him up and hide him Muddy's freezer.

 

[FairWarning]

That Zeppelin version is brutal. Hope they didn't cover any Lulu songs.