I have a walking rash between my butt and thighs

[roguejuror]

You know we could probably start some kind of GL fundraiser for some needy group by selling time to get a peak at Never-Never Land! Quick flash, say $3, five seconds, 10 bucks.

YES for shanty

 

[Matty]

Right because MF'r doesn't use an iPhone, any type of hair care products or sunglasses.

LOL

Not the point Daffy.

Daffy you got sensitive when you thought I was dissing your iPhone. Daffy you would feel like you were behind the times if you hadn't upgraded to the iPhone 4 by now. Daffy your iPhone provides you with some kind of psychological comfort, it makes you whole and you'd feel a bit naked without it.

The Machine wins again Daffy.

Daffy please don't shoot me.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Whether I'm subconsciously conforming to some bullshit or not, there are a few reasons that I am happy to be alive right now when pubic shaving is en vogue.

1. It makes my willy look bigger. Nothing wrong with adding a couple inches to my little Bob Hoskins.
2. Most girls prefer the look these days. If conforming to what the ladies like makes me a clueless pawn, then so be it.
3. The crabs have nowhere to hide.
4. Sex feels better. This is not debatable.
5. Reno mentioned an infantile angle. I have to admit, in a non-pedophile way, that a cleanly shaved woman just does something to me biologically. I dunno. It just does.

Subconsiously conforming? You shaved your balls after taking shit from a bunch of internet yahoos...

Case closed.

 

[senco78]

if your girl is getting pubes in her mouth while doing the deed,
then your willy is to short...

 

[Matty]

if your girl is getting pubes in her mouth while doing the deed,
then your willy is to short...

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Not the point Daffy.

Daffy you got sensitive when you thought I was dissing your iPhone. Daffy you would feel like you were behind the times if you hadn't upgraded to the iPhone 4 by now. Daffy your iPhone provides you with some kind of psychological comfort, it makes you whole and you'd feel a bit naked without it.

The Machine wins again Daffy.

Daffy please don't shoot me.

Lets put up some odds.

Odds that Daft has owned or owns 3 or more Ed Hardy shirts:

Yes -10000
No +9000

Odds that Daft owns a pair of sunglasses that cost more than $20:

Yes -12000
No +10000

Odds that Daft has had a manicure in his lifetime:

Yes -500000
No +450000

Odds that Daft has used or will use Botox in his lifetime:

Yes OFF
No +10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Odds that Daft has had a facial in his lifetime:

Yes OFF
No +9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

And finally...

Odds that Daft would have shaved his ass and balls if this were the 70's:

Yes +66666666666666666666666666666666
No -999999999999999999999999999999999

 

[senco78]

whats an Ed Hardy shirt?

 

[Tron]

Odds that that MF'r has undiagnosed social anxiety disorder or bi-polar disorder

Yes: -9999

No: OFF

I'll give completely honest answers to all of your props

I've never owned an Ed Hardy shirt. I swear on my son.

Yes I've owned a pair of sunglasses that cost more than $20. OH NOES I'm a bitch to the machine!!

I've never in my life had a manicure.

I've never in my life used Botox.

I was given two gift certificates in my life by my ex for a mens half day spa while in Las Vegas that included a gentlemans facial.


What is your point MF'r as it relates to this discussion?




No

 

[Matty]

I own a pair of sunglasses that cost like 90 bucks. Daft let's bury this fool.

 

[roguejuror]

what's wrong with manicures??

used to get them all the time

 

[Tron]

The $20 sunglass prop was embarrassing to read.

I mean, really, you had to stoop to a $20 pair of sunglasses to try and prove your point?

 

[senco78]

can you explain a gentlemans facial?

the word "facial" makes me giggle

 

[Tron]

Sure

Some chick washes your face thoroughly and cleans up black heads on your face

 

[senco78]

well thats uneventful:down:

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

The $20 sunglass prop was embarrassing to read.

I mean, really, you had to stoop to a $20 pair of sunglasses to try and prove your point?

Oh. Sorry. Should I have made it $50? $100? Does it matter? The answer is the same.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Odds that that MF'r has undiagnosed social anxiety disorder or bi-polar disorder

Yes: -9999

No: OFF

I'll give completely honest answers to all of your props

I've never owned an Ed Hardy shirt. I swear on my son.

Yes I've owned a pair of sunglasses that cost more than $20. OH NOES I'm a bitch to the machine!!

I've never in my life had a manicure.

I've never in my life used Botox.

I was given two gift certificates in my life by my ex for a mens half day spa while in Las Vegas that included a gentlemans facial.


What is your point MF'r as it relates to this discussion?



No

LOL @ your bookmaking. So you want action on the yes? It's no wonder you can't piece this shit together.

 

[Tron]

God you're so fucking annoying. I'm going to take my ball and go home now MF'r. As with all "discussions" with you, you're always right about everything and everyone else is a stupid pawn (insert 10th grade cutdown) etc.

My free time is too valuable to get into a pissing contest with a guy who has never been wrong in his life and has made a career out of getting the last word in on Internet debates. This thread stopped being fun like 10 hours ago.

 

[rito]

I'm getting a manicure and peticure on saturday.