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Wow, took awhile and quite a few twists and turns to make it through this thread.

Just as I remember, I'm sure I've left out quite a few important twists:

Bread posts hairy albino like nut sack
Blitty survives bloody puke fest
Mrs. X shows us a ripe ass
Cougar wants more asses
Teela is disgusted
(FYI, No matty rain mine is not albino blonde)
Robyn is repulsed by bread's lack of primping
Robyn gives us all a visual of her Never-Never Land
Monkey pounds his chest in defense of his almighty beliefs
DAFT shakes his finger in Monkey's face
Mr. X brings reason to an unreasonable topic
Bread admits his lack of sexual intercourse due to his albino jungle
Matty tries to make sense of it all
I grimace whenever I see a new post in this thread in fear of seeing something more scarring than what I've already seen.
 
mcbaseball10
Wow, took awhile and quite a few twists and turns to make it through this thread.

Just as I remember, I'm sure I've left out quite a few important twists:

Bread posts hairy albino like nut sack
Blitty survives bloody puke fest
Mrs. X shows us a ripe ass
Cougar wants more asses
Teela is disgusted
(FYI, No matty rain mine is not albino blonde)
Robyn is repulsed by bread's lack of primping
Robyn gives us all a visual of her Never-Never Land
Monkey pounds his chest in defense of his almighty beliefs
DAFT shakes his finger in Monkey's face
Mr. X brings reason to an unreasonable topic
Bread admits his lack of sexual intercourse due to his albino jungle
Matty tries to make sense of it all
I grimace whenever I see a new post in this thread in fear of seeing something more scarring than what I've already seen.
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For the record, shaving your scrotum isn't an option for all. I did it exactly once and it itched like hell afterwards, no matter how close the (re)shave.

A clean ballsack is a privilege for those who have sparse and soft body hair.
 
mcbaseball10
Robyn gives us all a visual of her Never-Never Land
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Sorry buddy, but this is the only relevant thing from your post IMO?

You know we could probably start some kind of GL fundraiser for some needy group by selling time to get a peak at Never-Never Land! Quick flash, say $3, five seconds, 10 bucks.

Look, I only come up with the ideas, the rest of you can work out the details. Remember though, NO CAMERAS allowed whatsoever! :yes:
 
Matt Rain
I think that MF's point was that people like Daft would probably feel diminished if you took away their iPhone, hair gel, trendy shades, tanning salon membership, etc. And I think he's right. His point was more about the mainstream buying into consumerist fluff/luxuries as a means to get a "competitive edge" rather than the mere conforming to societal norms.

Cause I saw Monkey sit on a stool and order a cheeseburger once. He ate it, even paid for it. What a sheep.
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Right because MF'r doesn't use an iPhone, any type of hair care products or sunglasses.

LOL
 
mcbaseball10
Wow, took awhile and quite a few twists and turns to make it through this thread.

Just as I remember, I'm sure I've left out quite a few important twists:

Bread posts hairy albino like nut sack
Blitty survives bloody puke fest
Mrs. X shows us a ripe ass
Cougar wants more asses
Teela is disgusted
(FYI, No matty rain mine is not albino blonde)
Robyn is repulsed by bread's lack of primping
Robyn gives us all a visual of her Never-Never Land
Monkey pounds his chest in defense of his almighty beliefs
DAFT shakes his finger in Monkey's face
Mr. X brings reason to an unreasonable topic
Bread admits his lack of sexual intercourse due to his albino jungle
Matty tries to make sense of it all
I grimace whenever I see a new post in this thread in fear of seeing something more scarring than what I've already seen.
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Awesome synopsis, except my ballies are not albino. I am the Original Golden Baked Baby. I was birthed upon the back of a pissed off fiddler crab, yo! Island folk never die, just multiply.


Reno as for the shaving methods, yea you have to be careful. Nothing worse than catching one of your man veins in those little teeth. YIKES!
 
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