What's your favorite brand of cotton swab?

[Blitty]

Equate is pretty good.

Johnson's is mad decent.


Which ones do you like?

 

[kid44]

whoever makes Q-Tip

 

[IAG]

Blitty..because I like you I'm going to share a little secret. The key to making dumb, yet highly responded to/viewed threads is options. You have to have enough options.

I couldn't even name another cotton swab than Q tip. In fact, in my mind, Q tip is synonymous with cotton swab.

Keep plugging away my friend. You might have to expand here....something to the effect of ..what other things do you use cotton swabs for than cleaning you ears? Do you even PUT cotton swabs in your ears? (Doctos say no) The possibilities are endless.

 

[Boner_18]

I like any house brand swab. Generally wallgreens but also cvs or rite aid.

 

[roguejuror]

I couldn't even name another cotton swab than Q tip. In fact, in my mind, Q tip is synonymous with cotton swab.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generic_trademark#Trademark_erosion

 

[Matty]

Fok the house brand, they're flimsy as shit. Only the original Q-Tip allows you to really dig into your ear canal to scratch the most tenacious itch.

 

[Saulty]

I saw a commercial about a new thing to clean wax. It's like a mini vacuum that sucks all the wax out.

 

[roguejuror]

uncle rayray said not stick it in your ear

 

[Boner_18]

Do y'all have gooey or crumbly wax? Its like a.genetic thing, there are twp kinds. Mine's gooey.

 

[Matty]

Gooey too. Confirmed by DNA testing at 23andme.

Also, according to them, JL has a 100% chance of having gooey earwax, cause both his parents also do.

That was a good $260 spent.

 

[FairWarning]

I'm really busy working in the rain but I'm trying to figure out Blitty's end game here.

 

[Matty]

I'm really busy working in the rain but I'm trying to figure out Blitty's end game here.

I'll try to remain calm.

Blitty, like me, is making fun of the homely threads.

When we post stuff like this it's usually in a silly deadpan, oh-look-how-retarded-our-posts-are way.

Your ex-e-girlfriend posts these in earnest.

Blitty is simply highlighting that fact.

I think I'm gonna go play with cami now.

 

[IAG]

uncle rayray said not stick it in your ear

Are you sure he was talking about Q tips?

 

[housepicks]

We usem prairie grass

 

[bacon]

I'll try to remain calm.

Blitty, like me, is making fun of the homely threads.

When we post stuff like this it's usually in a silly deadpan, oh-look-how-retarded-our-posts-are way.

Your ex-e-girlfriend posts these in earnest.

Blitty is simply highlighting that fact.

I think I'm gonna go play with cami now.

Just saw this wtf

You're going to need every brand of cotton swab and then some you keep it up.

In on Q-Tip.

3.9 stars.

 

[MrX]

 

[Matty]

 

[MrX]