Steve's Drunken quotes

[Cami]

Plommer I see no video :sad:

I'm sorry to hear about Neds unfortunate demise.
Feline aids is a horrible thing. :(

 

[Cami]

Oh and fuck you steve, I will win.

 

[plommer]

You see the video yet?

 

[Cami]

Nope...I do not. Not even a link or anything.

 

[plommer]

 

[Cami]

awe, lol what a loud purr. That is a very handsome cat!

 

[roguejuror]

I remember when you posted a splashed kitty on the road. I hope that wasn't Ned.

 

[plommer]

I remember when you posted a splashed kitty on the road. I hope that wasn't Ned.

No, the splashed kitty was something I found on the street when driving to a restaraunt..

Ned died from kitty HIV, found him dead on the floor when I came home one day.

 

[Cami]

i like threatening people a lot, but it takes some tact

 

[Cami]

that is the best throat from me and....

 

[Cami]

I just, I just....I wanna fuck some shit up....I wanna walk into a bar....and HIT someone!

 

[plommer]

I thought we locked you two fuckers in the basement - for a week!

 

[roguejuror]

they scape like zombies

 

[Cami]

Fine!!! I'm going back.

 

[Saulty]

I'm drunk as a skunk tonight. Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

 

[Cami]

Saulty

You wanna wash exter?

what?

You wanna wash exter?

Sure.

You wanna wash exter?

I said sure.

:

 

[Cami]

You know, when you think to myself...

...with a buttersface who broke his face

 

[Cami]

this was a few months ago, but we went to the bar next door, and a former friend was there with her lesbian lover.
Steve saw them from across the bar and says to me

I cannot believe she brought her littke boy into a bar!

Funny as hell, I had to explain to steves that is was not a little boy, or even a male at all, but it was indeed a female.