Steve's Drunken quotes

[roguejuror]

former?

 

[stevek173]

Yeah man

don't play that 2 faced backstabbing chit

Keepz it on the realz or keepz the fok out of our lives

 

[Cami]

former?

Yeah a lot of shit went down with the divorce and everything.
has been my backbone through all of it though.
And don't play around, if someone can't be a true friend, then don't be our friend at all.
It's that simple, and it's better off that way I think.

Just a little FYI, whatever people have been cut off, had a chance to make things right, and chose another route. So I really don't feel bad.

Also we made out one time. not a very pretty girl, but a good kisser. She told us once that if I wanted fokked right, to come to her house, LMAO. Steves didn't like this and countered back with: "are you TRYING to fuck my fiancee??"
classic
she didn't like that, we haven't spoke since.

 

[roguejuror]

ah yeah you've mention them before i remember now

are any of them as cute as Laila Dominique?

 

[Cami]

oh my fucking gawd! one of the homo's here has an annoying laugh like that, but it's i i i i i i i

 

[Cami]

My parents should have gotten me denchers...

:

 

[Cami]

So we are at the bar next door yesterday, got some lunch, had a pitcher, shot some pool. We are having a conversation about his certification and he says:

now I have the BO to....

I instantly cracked the hell up. That was the end of that conversation.

 

[Cami]

I like that you know when I am getting bad......and when I am getting bad I have to makeout...

He meant to say take a nap, lol.

 

[roguejuror]

we need to wire the whole house with cameras

 

[Cami]

lmao, man, if you could see 173/4 in action, you'd be crackin up. It's so much funnier in person when you can the expressions on his face. I swear to god he drinks himself about half retarded.

 

[Cami]

I have been thinking about just turning a recorder on and sticking it in my pocket when he's drunk so I can catch any and all moments forever.

 

[stevek173]

Rumor is I got a little excited when sweetness Nick Johnson made that block to keep the Cats undefeated.

I remember nothing

 

[Cami]

omg that was the FUNNIEST THING EVER!! I wish SOOOOOO bad I had that on tape.

 

[Cami]

watching a movie and it's dubbed in chinese/japanese. and we noticed they used american question marks,but we didn't notice any apostrophes, and all of a sudden Steve spots one and yells:

"look! an asptrofuck!!!!"

made me laugh so hard I actually pissed my panties.

 

[Cami]

We'll take our b....bi.......bi......bi.......we'll pay you know okay?

...

 

[Cami]

Steve - "how would it be to be, wouldn't it?"
me - ???

 

[Cami]

Not a drunken moment at all, but pretty funny.

We go to the beer distributor last night to pick up a couple cases. After paying Steve grabs one off the counter, the handle breaks and it falls to the floor, with a very loud thud.

Steve: "It's not me! I work out!"

Beer dude and I are exchanging glances and cracking the hell up, he mockingly offers to carry out the other case for Steve.

Hmm, I guess that was one of those moments you had to be there for. Funny shit. Their always busting his balls.