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Rogie, what is the plan for this site?

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Honest question here

Does anybody REALLY fucking know what Bread does for a living?

I know Robyn does Administrative work for a hospital and shit, but Bread, I think he is a bum.

I will send an e-mail to Bread's yahoo email at 2pm and he will replay within 5 mins.

I'm going to guess he is a BUM.
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I honestly don't have a clue, which is unusual considering my database of forumville poster personal trivia. I've heard two good pieces of conjecture about Bread's livelihood, and I hope he won't mind me sharing them anonymously for our amusement. One person told me that he thought Bread was born into "old money" in Bermuda, likely some minor peerage. Certainly Bread could be construed as having that air of a "king amongst the commoners" and his down-to-earth nature could be an affectation of having split from the family and casting aside his rank. I just don't see it though, I have a sixth sense about people and Sir Bread, 6th Earl of Sandwich just doesn't ring true with me.

The other one was that Bread is a newspaper editor. It would afford him time during the day to post with us and it's obvious that his talents with the written word would lend themselves admirably to a career in print media. Indeed his articles even have the hallmarks of someone who is accustomed to having a layout department effect the final position of his inset images. He's opinionated and persuasive, and seldom rambles, almost a modern-day Hemingway (cats and booze included). This is the best suggestion I've heard, but cursory examination didn't back it up. Neither the AP nor the NNA had a record of anybody writing for print media under his name, and Google News was similarly unproductive.

Anyhow, I just didn't want Bread to think that I was curious about everybody in forumville but him. I've entertained the speculation, but on the whole I respect Bread too much to go digging around on him as I would with someone I don't care for.
 
bread is royalty??? is that how he fukin got robyn???? it was like coming to america??? he was fukin nerd prince who wanted to find a suitable hardworking US commoner woman to take as a wife who had good character but also, for the right guy in the right situation, would be bending over all kinds of ways and letting him run a dick all up in all kinds of ways from every direction, and thats how he found robyn??

any way you slice it bread has the FUKIN LIFE he really fukin has it made
 
Interesting theories, all of them. The Bermuda theory is especially interesting considering his family history on the island. But alas, while people like Patrick Bateman prowl the internet, conversation of his means of income will never be disclosed publicly.
 
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