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Manti Teo's FUBAR situation

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I think part of it might be a cover up for his not banging a bunch of chicks. Maybe it was only meant to be a hoax for his teammates because they were ribbing him in the locker room previously. Now why was he not banging chicks on campus? Maybe he is gay maybe due to his religious/Mormon beliefs.

Otherwise I can't why this guy would cock block himself on purpose with everyone knowing he was "taken"

Not that he couldn't "cheat" on her.

Anyhow it's strange as fok to be dissecting college football players lives like an episode of desperate housewives

this is about the 2nd thing to come to mind when I first heard about it other day.
1st was why is this even news, let alone some huge breaking news story of the day/week?


in other news:
what does Manti's GF and Notre dame defense have in common?
 
The one thing I feel sure of: his people keep using the word hoax but it's not a hoax. At least not a hoax in the way that I use the word hoax.

A hoax is something intentional, knowing, strategic.

Hoaxes are not perpetrated to befuddle one nobody through the use of 4 years of pillow talk.
 
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And the latest developments in the story with something for everyone: Te'o will talk to Katie Couric in an interview that will air on Thursday.

I heard a few specifics that were new to me. Actually I kind of half heard them. I may not have them right. But maybe it's more fun that way anyway:

Apparently some dude in California has confessed to perpetrating the hoax.

(To which I again reply, if you are playing a hoax on someone which involves 4 years of detailed messages and middle-of-the-night pillow talk, at some point it stopped being a hoax and the joke is on you.)

But fine, maybe that's what happened.

Now what I think I also heard was that the voice of the imaginary girlfriend that Te'o spoke to was done by not one but two - GUYS.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



So whether you like to pick at Te'o for making the whole thing up, or pick at Te'o for falling for the "hoax", or pick at the perpetrator(s) for sheer prolonged loserishness or just pat yourself on the back for not being interested - it goes on.
 
It really shouldn't go on

I see why people think he's a wack job, but it doesn't really bother me that much

That would be like not watching Woody Allen movies anymore because he took some naked pics of his step daughter

Yeah it's creepy but I still find his movies funny

This guy is getting exactly what he wants out of all of this, attention

I mean, this is no Mel Gibson rant, THAT was classic and PRO