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Manti Teo's FUBAR situation

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I can't help but analyze it. It is grotesquely fascinating. I can't believe that Te'o would have made the whole thing up for heroic purposes. He already had a dead person. It's too retarded. But then if I accept that - then that means a whole bunch of other retarded stuff.

It's like peeling an onion. You peel off one retarded layer - and there's another retarded layer beneath.

A retardation cascade.




The whole thing reminds me of that Friday video by Rebecca Black.
 
I can't help but analyze it. It is grotesquely fascinating. I can't believe that Te'o would have made the whole thing up for heroic purposes. He already had a dead person. It's too retarded. But then if I accept that - then that means a whole bunch of other retarded stuff.

It's like peeling an onion. You peel off one retarded layer - and there's another retarded layer beneath.

A retardation cascade.




The whole thing reminds me of that Friday video by Rebecca Black.

Maybe the bitch just wanted to fuck for a bit.
 
Since we're all confessing today, I have to admit that the rumors are true. Yes, I've been taking Posting-Enhancing Drugs throughout my online career. I'm not the kooky backtalker you all think I am. I'm only 60% as kooky on a good day.

I'm very sorry I got caught.
 
I think part of it might be a cover up for his not banging a bunch of chicks. Maybe it was only meant to be a hoax for his teammates because they were ribbing him in the locker room previously. Now why was he not banging chicks on campus? Maybe he is gay maybe due to his religious/Mormon beliefs.

Otherwise I can't why this guy would cock block himself on purpose with everyone knowing he was "taken"

Not that he couldn't "cheat" on her.

Anyhow it's strange as fok to be dissecting college football players lives like an episode of desperate housewives
 
Since we're all confessing today, I have to admit that the rumors are true. Yes, I've been taking Posting-Enhancing Drugs throughout my online career. I'm not the kooky backtalker you all think I am. I'm only 60% as kooky on a good day.

I'm very sorry I got caught.

That is an admirable admission.

I am also a hoax imagined by Cami's cat's stool sample. Very advanced stool sample, knows how to type and all that shit.

Life is weird.