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8. What seems sillier to you - Creation or Evolution? and why?
9. most dangerous situation you've ever been in due strictly to being on drugs? (not funny or interesting...dangerous)
10. Me and Acid Joe are fighting to the death for your love. Who are you secretly rooting for?
11. Is the number eleven real or just a figment of my imagination? Why or why not?
12. Why couldn't Rachel and Ross ever work it out?
13. Do you want more questions? I plan on being up late tonight, friend.
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Missed these the first time around. Here we go:

8. I guess that both seem mind-bogglingly unlikely. But Creation is undefendable and is supported by a large group of simpletons. To deny such overwhelming evidence that we're nothing but glorified bacteria that was shat out of the Sun billions of years ago is very pretentious.

9. I tried to buy coke out in the open once, in the infamous Parc milie-Gamelin in Montreal. Basically, anyone who's looking for drugs and has no connect can go there, pull out a cigarette and wait for any one of several "dealers" to come up to you to offer a light and ask you the question "you need anything?" ("t'as-tu besoin de ketchose?") They have a handful of cops patrolling the park now, but it has zero effect on the drug deals... people still meet there then they walk outside the park to close the deal. Anyway, the guy who approached me turned out not to be a dealer, but a mere user who wanted to make a quick profit off of me. I gave him $80 thinking he'd hand out a gram of blow, but he instead went to a pay phone to call his dealer. While I was waiting across the street, about 50 yards away from four cops who were sitting on the hood of their cars, pretending to "patrol", some big black guy was pretending to act as my bodyguard and wanted a "tip" for his service; a nasty, tiny girl wanted to "party", i.e. share some of my upcoming blow or actually blow me in return for $20; another guy approached me to tell me I was obviously an undercover cop (I was wearing my long black coat), then he went to my wannabe-dealer to tell him as much (luckily for me, the "dealer" didn't believe him.) I smoked an entire pack of Gauloises in about 60 minutes, after which I finally got something - a half-gram bag of what looked like a roughly crushed speed pill (retail value $8). I snorted it. It was indeed speed.

Otherwise, in terms of health-related danger, I was stuck in a drugstore for an hour cause my legs were suddenly too wobbly to support me during a 72-hour bender. I had to wait for the checkout line to clear so I could try and pay for my shit and quickly exit the store, but I couldn't even do that... I only managed to dump the articles on the counter, then I had to go back to the sitting area where people wait to pick up their prescription drugs. The cashier clerk was worried and asked if I needed an ambulance - told her I was fine, merely an episode of low blood pressure (I measured it as 155/115 shortly thereafter on the BP machine in the store). The clerk scanned my articles, came to me to get the money, went back to the cashier, bagged my stuff and brought it back to me. :biglaugh: I sat there and drank water until I felt okay enough to walk home. Then I did more blow cause I was crashing.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

10. I'm sorry but I can't do the long distance thing. Acid Joe.

11. Eleven is a strange bitch.

12. Ross is an annoying jew simpleton and Rachel is a stuck-up nagger. That show needed a Charlie Sheen fiasco after the first season, fok was it ever annoying.

13. Yes
 
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9. I tried to buy coke out in the open once, in the infamous Parc milie-Gamelin in Montreal. Basically, anyone who's looking for drugs and has no connect can go there, pull out a cigarette and wait for any one of several "dealers" to come up to you to offer a light and ask you the question "you need anything?" ("t'as-tu besoin de ketchose?") They have a handful of cops patrolling the park now, but it has zero effect on the drug deals... people still meet there then they walk outside the park to close the deal. Anyway, the guy who approached me turned out not to be a dealer, but a mere user who wanted to make a quick profit off of me. I gave him $80 thinking he'd hand out a gram of blow, but he instead went to a pay phone to call his dealer. While I was waiting across the street, about 50 yards away from four cops who were sitting on the hood of their cars, pretending to "patrol", some big black guy was pretending to act as my bodyguard and wanted a "tip" for his service; a nasty, tiny girl wanted to "party", i.e. share some of my upcoming blow or actually blow me in return for $20; another guy approached me to tell me I was obviously an undercover cop (I was wearing my long black coat), then he went to my wannabe-dealer to tell him as much (luckily for me, the "dealer" didn't believe him.) I smoked an entire pack of Gauloises in about 60 minutes, after which I finally got something - a half-gram bag of what looked like a roughly crushed speed pill (retail value $8). I snorted it. It was indeed speed.
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what a wonderful evening
 
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