majorly fucked up

[Oksana]

always swallow the whole thing unless it goes elsewhere. you must have funky spunk.
its rude for girls to spit.

Yeah, it's just bizarre to me. How do you not swallow? Or why wouldn't you want to? Of course it tastes weird - it's spunk.

Except for my friend Alana who has always spit in a glass since we were kiddies. She's reading this right now and still spits even though she's found true love with the guy who married her so maybe I'm the donkey.

 

[Oksana]

I'm terrible at skimming these threads.

Matty, did you say that you wear the condom for the entire bj or do you just put it on when you are getting close?

i so confused

Rubes, getting close.

ked if I know

i'm thinking we should try this shit

 

[Bread]

Rubes, getting close.

ked if I know

i'm thinking we should try this shit

Willing and able guinea pig.

 

[Blitty]

This girl I was with the other night gargled with it. It was kinda hot and weird at the same time.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

I'm terrible at skimming these threads.

Matty, did you say that you wear the condom for the entire bj or do you just put it on when you are getting close?

i so confused

just at the end

 

[Bread]

This whole topic weirds me out. There is no good conclusion on what to do with the disgusting mess that shoots from a man's body during sexy time.

 

[Oksana]

Willing and able guinea pig.

asswipe

what the fok else do i have going for me?

don't be prissy please

 

[Bread]

I think you missed my lame attempt at humor, Oksy.

 

[Oksana]

I think you missed my lame attempt at humor, Oksy.

No, I got it.

and I giggled but I shouldn't have. Pics like that aren't fun and games

Just thought I'd hit you with the Roddy Piper slam of my date sucked and i'll probably never have sex again.

like ever

ever

ever with a real cock, maybe with a plastic one

no more cock for me

 

[Bread]

Good call. Cocks are disgusting and intrusive. Not a fan.

 

[MrMonkey]

Glad you had a great time my friend! :

 

[Oksana]

if the cock talks, i'm gonna walk

(maybe stolen from Springer but also maybe not)

 

[Oksana]

if the cock needs a dome, then i should probably be at home

if it tastes like spew, then a Trojan will do

make your spunk taste sweeter, drink milk by the litre

suck and puke is never nice, maybe better than rats and lice?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

did you make that up girl? lolz

 

[Matty]

I'm terrible at skimming these threads.

Matty, did you say that you wear the condom for the entire bj or do you just put it on when you are getting close?

i so confused

getting close

we did this the one time cause she was having her period and she didn't feel "sexy" enough to have penis-vagina sex

i'm not sure how this was brought up

you guys probably forced it out of me, again

bullies

 

[Matty]

This whole topic weirds me out. There is no good conclusion on what to do with the disgusting mess that shoots from a man's body during sexy time.

I feel the same. The smell of my own cum makes me gag.

Daffay any dieting tips so one can produce succulent lovejuice?

 

[Matty]

if the cock needs a dome, then i should probably be at home

if it tastes like spew, then a Trojan will do

make your spunk taste sweeter, drink milk by the litre

suck and puke is never nice, maybe better than rats and lice?

 

[Archie]

i'm ready to play millionare