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Enigma, another asshole in training

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actually i cant get "paid" till january i guess, so hopefully he pays the rest of you first.

actually hopefully i get stiffed, i cant imagine going out in vegas with casper and my wife.

sell off the action for a % to MF

he'll probably pee his pants in the naughty corner because he's so scared of casper but he's silly enough to buy sucn a -EV bet so you can green out now

and gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
Why wouldn't I? I spend my time trying to find lines that are 3% or more higher chance than what I give a tennis player. My peabrain gave Casper a 10% chance of winning this bet right off the bat and I'm a dum dum yet he was giving me even money. Then I had Court on the phone saying "go go go go go go go go I'll back you with every cent I have go go go go go go go" and she's a math nerd who actually calculates this shit.

So I have to take it. If he refuses to pay should he lose, then so be it. I won't - if he can accomplish this I'll be more than happy to pay the $500. I like seeing dogs wins. And I have no problem paying any bets I make. Hopefully everyone feels the same way here. :excl:

I provided the math already. Assuming 50% expectation, against -105 he's 2.52928341566% to breakeven or better. At -110, he's 1.73403487278%. Which gives Casper an EV of -94.94143316868% at -105 and -96.53193025444% at -110.

He's essentially already lost against durito. At 50% expectation, his odds surpass data type constraints in Excel. At 60% expectation, he has better than twice the chance of hitting the Powerball lottery.
 
Oksie how exciting is this thread for you? You just mentioned how MF and Reeto are a bit of a turn on for you.

Not only are you shooting the shit with them but you're all having a good time at the expense of your one of your other fav's.

You must be pretty excited, or as Plommer would say, moist.

:thankyou:
 
Oksie how exciting is this thread for you? You just mentioned how MF and Reeto are a bit of a turn on for you.

Not only are you shooting the shit with them but you're all having a good time at the expense of your one of your other fav's.

You must be pretty excited, or as Plommer would say, moist.

:thankyou:

Can you fuck off and not mess with my game? KTHXASSHOLE