Enigma, another asshole in training

[rito]

you all might want to add some rules to your bets, and watch his lines

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

you cant quite see mudcats note that says "this book contains terrible information"

Ahh. LOL. It certainly does. I paged through it one day at the Gambler's Book Store. Pretty comical actually.

 

[Matty]

I enjoyed the first half of Smart Money. It's a silly diary.

Hey, my wife bought us a hooker that night.

Hey, Caesar's wouldn't take my $50,000 bet that other night.

Etc.

Any hooker stories in Justin's book?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I enjoyed the first half of Smart Money. It's a silly diary.

Hey, my wife bought us a hooker that night.

Hey, Caesar's wouldn't take my $50,000 bet that other night.

Etc.

Any hooker stories in Justin's book?

It's alright as simply a story. Got pretty boring after a while though.

I'm sure Justin's book is full of sex.

 

[Matty]

I'm sure Justin's book is full of sex.

I'm tired and easily amused.

 

[Enigma]

Enigma, you're not allowed to send him the autographed Dickie Moore card. No fokken way. Dude is going to pawn it off to buy a $2 scratch off.

Have some respect for the two-time Art Ross winner.

good point matty

forgive me, I wasn't thinking straight

as for the pic, the paper sent along with it is there on the right but you can't make out what it says

 

[Oksana]

you all might want to add some rules to your bets, and watch his lines

Caspy knows the rules. Needs to make 164 plays and finish above $0.

No way would he stiff me.

 

[Matty]

A gambler's word is his bond.

gl to all

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

So Casper now has $2500 riding on this contest and some peanuts and shit?

I smell a stiffjob.

 

[kato]

So Casper now has $2500 riding on this contest and some peanuts and shit?

I smell a stiffjob.

and a night out with him at a strip club

 

[senco78]

I'd like a side bet on if anyone gets stiffed with this contest

all in on YES whatever the odds

 

[Virtuoso]

oksana you arent actually gonna bet this guy you outta your mind

 

[rito]

Caspy knows the rules. Needs to make 164 plays and finish above $0.

No way would he stiff me.

dibs on getting paid first

 

[Oksana]

oksana you arent actually gonna bet this guy you outta your mind

Why wouldn't I? I spend my time trying to find lines that are 3% or more higher chance than what I give a tennis player. My peabrain gave Casper a 10% chance of winning this bet right off the bat and I'm a dum dum yet he was giving me even money. Then I had Court on the phone saying "go go go go go go go go I'll back you with every cent I have go go go go go go go" and she's a math nerd who actually calculates this shit.

So I have to take it. If he refuses to pay should he lose, then so be it. I won't - if he can accomplish this I'll be more than happy to pay the $500. I like seeing dogs wins. And I have no problem paying any bets I make. Hopefully everyone feels the same way here.

 

[Oksana]

dibs on getting paid first

YES. I almost posted that at one point but I decided that's just a given, no??????

Geezus fok this guy that we have to worry about this basic shit

Casper - CALL OFF THIS BET YOU FUCKING NITWIT. SERIOUSLY.

 

[Matty]

I hope this turns into a nailbiter.

 

[rito]

actually i cant get "paid" till january i guess, so hopefully he pays the rest of you first.

actually hopefully i get stiffed, i cant imagine going out in vegas with casper and my wife.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

actually i cant get "paid" till january i guess, so hopefully he pays the rest of you first.

actually hopefully i get stiffed, i cant imagine going out in vegas with casper and my wife.

LOL.