Do you want to go to Matty's wedding? Were you not invited to Matty's wedding?

[reno cool]

BTW we're providing pepper spray to all single female guests.

Matty's trying to protect his stuffed shirt world from hooliganism. cute

 

[Matty]

Not hooliganism. Just unsollicited grinding.

 

[mcbaseball10]

after marriage there is usually little to no sex.

blowjobs also cease.

.

 

[reno cool]

Mcroofballs be pumping out kids like its going out of style. We know somebody's having married sex :hides:

 

[roguejuror]

guys if we are not invited I say we crash it

 

[PuckOff]

guys if we are not invited I say we crash it

I'm definitely down with that idea, RJ.

RJ you can wear my vintage 72 series Team Canada jersey.

 

[Teela]

Illegal??? Surely you jest. I'm indirectly trying to help you out, mon ami. I know you don't want me near your wedding, but I'm just trying to so the right GL type of thing. I was accused of being hateful yesterday. Remember?

Pucky, I don't think you're really hateful, even if you pour gasoline on kittens.

 

[PuckOff]

Thanks baby doll. How is the little one doing? I saw on FB that she was not feeling well. I know those feelings that you and Mr. Teela were feeling. MOTRIN for kids is the best shit out there.

 

[Teela]

Infant Tylenol is awesome. The doctor said "Cool beans" when we were in the ER and it made me think of GL. I tried explaining it to TOM (The Other Matty), but he didn't get it.

 

[Matty]

Look at my son's fat rolls. Look at them!

 

[Blitty]

Wally Jr. in the making..

 

[bacon]

babyfood diet confirmed

 

[plommer]

 

[IAG]

Infant Tylenol is awesome. The doctor said "Cool beans" when we were in the ER and it made me think of GL. I tried explaining it to TOM (The Other Matty), but he didn't get it.

Did you ask him if he was a no pulper?

 

[Matty]

babyfood diet confirmed

100% boobie milk

 

[bacon]

smart kid

 

[Mudcat]

I'm expecting him to do a little dance and stick a cigar in his mouth and flash a small stack of 1 dollar bills at the camera.

 

[Matty]

I wanna get him a SUN'S OUT GUNS OUT wifebeater.