Do you want to go to Matty's wedding? Were you not invited to Matty's wedding?

[bacon]

Haven't checked our Po Box in about a week I bet it's there

 

[Matty]

I promise to invite all of you to my 2nd wedding.

 

[Tron]

Twas not invited.

Busy summer schedule so it works out well.

All my best.

 

[bacon]

Alright so based on this

Canadian Divorce Rate Source: Stats Canada
Number of divorces on an annual basis in Canada 71000
Marriages not capable of reaching their 50th weeding anniversary 43.00%
Divorce rates around the world
Sweden 55%
US, Australia 46%
United Kingdom 43%
Canada 40%
Israel 26%
Switzerland 25%
Greece 18%
Singapore, Poland 17%
Spain 15%
Italy 12%
Divorce rate by age group Stats Canada,1993 to 2003
Age group 50-54 38%
Age group 55-59 47.8%
Age group 60-64 31.7%
Women and Divorce
Percentage of divorce that are initiated by women 66%
Percentage of families headed by women living in poverty 52%
Percentage of women (who are single, widowed or divorced) over 65 living in poverty 49%
Percentage of divorced women who are victims of abuse 50%
Children and Divorce
Couples who inform their children about their separation 5%
Estimated Canadian children affected by divorce 35%

Should be sometime around 2080. We'll save the date. Seriously though all the best to you and yours man.

 

[Blitty]

Fiveteamer will flake. So it was more of a devite in actuality.

Welp two spots opened up for my wedding. Looks like Casper and cali made the cut.

 

[Tron]

You're way too young to get married, pal. Don't do it.

You're welcome.

Wait till you're 33+

 

[RayRay]

Teamer, I am free.

I'll bring the pipe.

Dinner is on me (as long as you pay)

 

[IAG]

He should invited all of us. Pretty sure no one would be able to attend, and at least a few would feel obligated to send a gift. Bad move.

 

[Tron]

IAG, you're just messing with us, right?

 

[Cami]

Don't worry my sweet little vagina. I wasn't expecting an invitation. Congrats on your wedding darling. I wish you two the best and hope you have a lovely day.

Will you be leaving baby behind for a honeymoon?

I do expect to see pictures after said event. TIA.

 

[Blitty]

I will be 33 next year.

IAG, I invited Matt into my home.

I chaperoned him around Southern California.

Met up with him in 4 different states and 2 different provinces.

Nothing.

 

[Tron]

Wow, Matty. Friend of the century.

Matty, there are a lot of streets in Miami named after you, pal.


ONE WAY

 

[Blitty]

Even boner invited me to his wedding and he barely knew me at the time AND his wife disliked/dislikes me.

 

[Cami]

Wow, Matty. Friend of the century.

Matty, there are a lot of streets in Miami named after you, pal.


ONE WAY

OH SNAP!

 

[Cami]

Even boner invited me to his wedding and he barely knew me at the time AND his wife disliked/dislikes me.

 

[Blitty]

I bet his buddy that constantly posts Anti-Montreal Canadiens propaganda on his FB wall got invited..

 

[IAG]

IAG, you're just messing with us, right?

Which part?


I was kidding that he should have invited all/any of us. I was not kidding that it would have been+ev

 

[Matty]

Blitty FFS you're invited to the wedding. The woman ran out of fancy arts & crafts materials for the invites, so we decided not to send any international invites. We mailed out the local ones last weekend.

We're building a website with all the details, you'll get a link when it's ready.