Do you miss Jello?

[Tron]

Jello, how many times a day do you jerk off

 

[Jello]

Jello, how many times a day do you jerk off

I don't jerk off every day. Are we talking weekly average?

 

[Tron]

Yeah my original question was dumb. We're too old to jerk off EVERY DAY.

Yeah gimmie a weekly average. Three? Five?


I really have no clue how many times a week I smack one out. I'd guess two or three.

 

[Jello]

In a good week, probably 5. Anywhere between 3-5.

It's natural. And there's a lot a porn out there these days.

Now, there are also occasionally women involved in my week. I do NOT let that curtail my masturbation though. I wanna make that perfectly clear, for the record.

 

[Blitty]

5 is a solid amount of times.

 

[Jello]

5 is a solid amount of times.

I'd say at least 2 of those times I have to talk myself into it. It's not like I'll be dying to do it.

But I'll be laying around, bored. I'll tell myself, common...you got nothing better to do. Might as well.

It's RIGHT there. Common! You know you want to.

Common.

 

[Bread]

Jello, I was privy to a meeting of the minds that involved Juror, Polaroid, Baggio, Hutz and Steve Marino.

They have decided to offer you a handful of Pizza Hut coupons and a pair of Dance Girl's panties for a year of your exclusive services.

Holler back, widow.

 

[Jello]

Wow, that's a lot of mind power there.

Tell them they can keep the coupons. I'll do it for the panties.

But they MUST be soiled.

 

[Rubyn]

jello calm down jello

 

[Jello]

This is non-negotiable Bread. Those are my terms.

 

[Jello]

Robyn, stay out of this. Men are talking.

 

[Bread]

Actually, Steve Marino is a female.

 

[Jello]

 

[roguejuror]

Steve Marino is Baggio.

 

[mcbaseball10]

No posts since January without as much as a check in. Love you Jello, miss you.

 

[RayRay]

I still utilize the swimjello smiley some...its my way of saying I miss him

 

[Blitty]

Saw on FB that he won 'Server of the Month' award, at Macaroni Grill for month of June.


The guy found greener pastures, doesn't need us anymore..

 

[reno cool]