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Wow so the blonde sends me this msg on FB (in response to my repeated requests for her to get drunk and punch someone):

"You think you're slick talkin' the way you are. You don't me...I could end up stalking your ass for your lame comments. And after a couple of months of weird things you can't explain....I'll punch you."

WTf do u say to that?

Maybe the bones were her all along?
 
Robyn
What kind of lame comments, Steves?
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Well she said she throws a football well and i said yeah compared to pee wee plays grats then she told me that means she can punch me in the face pretty good too. Then she said she went out and got blacked out drunk so I was like did u punch anyone it is not complete unless you did. So now any time she says she did anything I ask if she punched anyone.

Surprisingly funny response from her there imo.
 
"I was stalked once, by an old gf. Turns out we were stalking each other at at the exact same time. Only time I have stalked - she says it was hers but I don't believe her.

Well in certain parts on New Jersey they have these circular highways, very weird and unsafe. You make a move or you continue to be stuck in the circle. Well wouldn't you know it we both got stuck in the circle and saw each other stalking each other. It was very odd but I guess fate decided it had to happen.

We laughed months later about that time we stalked each other. She said she watched me sleep. I thought it was hot in a weird way.

True story.

Most of it.

What did you punch today - an 8 year old football player? Did you make him cry? Are you proud of yourself? I bet you beat him in a football throwing contest 1st huh then mouthed off.

Tell me how it went down. I think I already know.

I hope you got it out of your system, finally. It has been awhile since you stalked an 8 year old football player, manipulated him into a football throwing contest you knew you would win, then punched him.

Hasn't it. "
 
Jello
Good stuff Steve. I'm actually lol'ing.

The circular stalking shit is brilliant. Very Stephen Wright, but original (?) and fantastic.
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Hah thanks man. Me and that girl actually did stalk each other for a bit but the circle did not happen. Wish it did though.

This girl is on me now. Any response I send get a quick one back regardless of the time. I'm going to tone it down with her some.

her: "I didn't really understand your stalking story....I guess you had to be there. I've never stalked and I've never been stalked. Which is good since most of the time stalking ends badly.

And no...I didn't punch an 8 year old. I'm strict on my age limits, I never go below 10. Today it was a 60 some year old man with schizophrenia. He thought it'd be funny to talk to "the devil on my shoulder." I let him know just how funny he was by laughing over his body after I decked him a good one. I'm known for my sense of humor."
 
Wot does this mean exactly I tried to read it a few times, from the blonde and I am too tired to get it:

Nope, never slapped a woman either. Though you already know I'm not the slapping type. If I'm going to do anything it's going to be knock out punching. I always think where I'm going to hit....the gut or the face? I always decide on the face though because if the girl's pregnant, I'm NOT going to be responsible for a baby's death. You just never know. I figure either way the bitch is going down though.

Yeah, guys should try to supress the girl before knocking her around. I tell you...nothing pisses me off more than being held down by a guy. (this being done while play fighting) WHY do they have to be built with more strength? I guess I could always start bench pressing and shit but I don't want to be bulky and disgusting.

Yeah, I'll keep my ego up. No one else is going to do it for me so I gotta do what I can, even if it's just in my mind.

Oh, and no one has ever slapped me either...like I said, they're afraid of me and my evil eyes. Oh wait. There was the time that my mom slapped me when I was 16 because I told her about how this guy had called and asked me out. I was freaking because he was 40 and she freaked out because he was her boyfriend. (she was married to my dad at this time) So she slapped me, called me a bitch and a liar. HA! I called her filthy and a whore. No, I didn't really say that because I was too shocked by it all. Plus, she's family and I could never say that to her. Though i wanted to, trust me! But I guess that slapping doesn't count anyway because it wasn't in public. Oh well.

I can't even get started on the topic of guys protecting their girls. Let's just say that I have a VERY hard time finding men like that. Everyone I meet is such a freaking pussy it drives me crazy. So that's who I attract....pussies and old men. Just call me lucky!

Wot I cannot elaborate what she is saying. I cannot at all. Ballz.
 
Robyn that email is not from Tris, that one is from the other girl.

It seems Stevie is more infatuated at times with this woman than with his girl Tris, since Tris is more dullard than this one appears. And Stevie don't know if he's being a bad boy because, it seems he has an interest in this one or because Tris and him don't get enough "us time".

Robyn am I and Matty the only ones that speak Stevie?
 
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