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Blitty
Jello can get laid by any chick at his work whenever he wants, but he's looking for a wife on the internet. Makes sense, lay off him guys.
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It's not hard to get laid working in a restaurant, blitz. Trust me. Flirt all night because you're trapped together and then we all go out and get drunk.

Relationships are a different story though. Work nights, almost every weekend.... hard to find a non-restaurant girl to hang out with.

But that was a nice retort, so :highfive:

Glad to see you'rte paying attention pal.
 
Daft
Totally agree with Jello on the "son" thing. If some chick called me "son" I'd auto block her in a heartbeat.

If it was our 12th date it would be a different story. She hasn't met him yet and she's calling him "son". Get the fuck out.
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Thank you. I didn't think I'd be able to explain why it rubbed me a little wrong but I'm glad somebody else gets it.

I don't think she's emailing me back anyway. I'm getting blown up by girls that are jussssst below what I'd be interested in. It's a little annoying. This was the on;y one where I was like, um yeah.... I'd hit that. I started this drunk and on a whim though, so I'm not looking to lower my standards too much just to get laid. (A girl I work with just left my house blitty, believe it or not. We hook up fairly regularly.)

It's not like I wouldn't hook up with a lot of these chicks if I was out with a little buzz, but I'm not going to go through a bunch of ritual and getting to know them and PLANNING to meet them when my first reaction is ....ehhh.

You know what I'm saying SON!
 
Yeah you can't go 3 deep there man, I agree. She was so hot.

Maybe this in a week:

"Hey, what's up with your friend? I really started talking to you in hopes of getting in touch with her. Is she available?"

Then maybe she will think you are cooler and deeper than the average guy then back to her as she realizes her friend is ugly and what did SHE do to fuck it up with YOU?
 
Jello, just look at the way Stevie markets himself on the website. The guy is the Word Man! :yes:

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stevek173
Yeah you can't go 3 deep there man, I agree. She was so hot.

Maybe this in a week:

"Hey, what's up with your friend? I really started talking to you in hopes of getting in touch with her. Is she available?"

Then maybe she will think you are cooler and deeper than the average guy then back to her as she realizes her friend is ugly and what did SHE do to fuck it up with YOU?
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wow
 
Robyn I could never pull it off, nor would I try. But it was funny to me because Steve mentioned it a few pages back and now I can imagine a scenario where it might be even attempted...but not by me. I don't give too much of a shit about any of this to try any trick plays.
 
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