Manti Teo's FUBAR situation

[Mudcat]

It's on ABC. I don't know what time. You'd think that info would be plastered front and center on every article on the ABCnews website but it sure ain't jumping out at me.

 

[Bay Bud]

according to this, it will air thursday/tonight (guessing it's on abc, never have watched it). anyone but this cnn editor/writer ever used the word "falsities" before? http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/23/us/teo-hoax-abc/index.html

dude can't even keep up with his own 'falsities' timeline :

 

[Matty]

lol, I just watched the preview of the Couric interview.

Guy is 100% certifiably gaysexual.

Case closed.

 

[stevek173]

This story was entertaining for about half a day.

Now it's just fokking dumb.

 

[Mudcat]

Guy is 100% certifiably gaysexual.

And Tsuiasosopo dude perpetrating the hoax is 100% certifiably retarded-in-the-head.

 

[roguejuror]

I'm sure the other guy had feelings for Manti. Too long and not funny for him not to.

 

[Matty]

I like your theory Rogatien.

 

[Mudcat]

I'm sure the other guy had feelings for Manti. Too long and not funny for him not to.

Yes. Very well put.

 

[Matty]

I'm far far far from gay. -Manti Te'o

Hmmm hmmm.

 

[Matty]

 

[Bay Bud]

how far from gay can you get?

 

[Matty]

Theoretically, half the Earth's circumference. One can be as far as 12,450 miles from gay if gay is hanging out at the Equator.

If gay is in Hawaii, Manti Te'o is in Botswana.

http://www.antipodemap.com/

 

[Matty]

That girl at the end of the gif is hawt. And she wants Manti's homo cock.

 

[roguejuror]

I saw the whole thing. I could believe him falling in a long distance/online only thing. Heck I like yall more than most everyone around me. But he was multiple times in the same city as her and the dumbest of excuse always came up. Also never getting on cam, it always was one way him to her. Dude is just stupid.

 

[Matty]

Yes, but I think your previous theory is also good. Guy is gay and can't risk getting caught as such because of his whole religious/family background and status as a football dude. That non-relationship with another homo posturing as a chick was very convenient and probably his best option, romance-wise. Same for the other dude.

Far from gay? You're not far from gay. You're only far from gay if you like the cock but force yourself not to think about it.

Think about the way you'd respond if Katie Couric put you on the spot like that. I'd point to that chick in the crowd and say "See that girl? She's giving me a boner. I'll fuck her right now on your set to make a point. Ms., do you wanna be fucked on TV?"

I'm exaggerating a tiny bit but you get my point. You would never answer "Faaaaaar from it." That's such a weird defensive answer.

Next he's gonna ask "Where's the proof? Where's the proof that I suck cock, eh? Y'all ain't got no proof, cause I don't tape that shit! So there!"

 

[Mudcat]

Who's faaaaaaaar from gay?

You are! :

 

[tullamore]

This whole thing is gonna cost him millions. He was a top 10 pick before all this, and now might drop out of the 1sr round. I really think the only way to make that money back is to admit to being gay, whether he is or not. I would admit to being gay for $20 million or so.

 

[roguejuror]

and be the champions of gays