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watching the U-Dub game as my mom would say. (UW. University of Washington). She was a cheer leader in college there. she fucked like 6 of the players in one season.


CaliMom, who had the largest Huskie-Wang?

CaliMom, did you ever have any pregnancy scares while a student At UW?

CaliMom, can you make a video with your daughter? do a simple cheer that you remember please

CaliMom, were you the cool kinda mom that let your kids have underage drinking parties at your place, if everyone stayed the night?

CaliMom, did you ever try to seduce one of your daughter's boyfriends? or were the too old for your taste?

CaliMom, would you like to become email buddies with one of our posters here? I suggest Mudcat, Casper, or Fivetamer

CaliMom, what is your favorite US city to visit?


thanks for your time and your daughter's hotness
 
i just got off the phone with my mom and i kept this thread open and strategically got the following answers:

CaliMom, who had the largest Huskie-Wang?
i told her i was watching the game and she said "good times those huskies" or something and i said "you had a good time with those huskies" and she laughed really hard. i asked "did any of the guys you "dated" end up famous players?" and she said no. i said "too bad that woulda been awesome". i couldnt ask her about dick size it would have been weird in the moment. But I know the biggest one she was with was the black guy she dated names larry i think, or something, and they would go to all the awesome cool disco's and do blow all night.

CaliMom, did you ever have any pregnancy scares while a student At UW?
i've never asked her this. i totally should.

CaliMom, can you make a video with your daughter? do a simple cheer that you remember please
let me answer that - she never needs to know about gamelive. so no.

CaliMom, were you the cool kinda mom that let your kids have underage drinking parties at your place, if everyone stayed the night?
let me answer that - yes. you didnt have to stay the night, we would call taxis for you if needed, and my dad would do a midnight curfew drive for anyone who needed to get home.

CaliMom, did you ever try to seduce one of your daughter's boyfriends? or were the too old for your taste?
let me answer that for her - hell no. my daughter's high school sweetheart was a college aged stoner, he took my babies virginity (thats not true but its what i told her) and dropped out of college, but he was undoubtedly handsome

CaliMom, would you like to become email buddies with one of our posters here? I suggest Mudcat, Casper, or Fivetamer
let me answer that for her - no.

CaliMom, what is your favorite US city to visit?
she said San Fransisco and NYC. they live right near San Fran.

thanks for your time and your daughter's hotness
she always says that she is SO happy i turned out pretty. that if i had been ugly or fat she would still love me, but all the plastic surgery would have costed a lot.
 
cali, you do realize that eventually you too will become ugly & fat, right?

maybe even hairy.

my mom isn't ugly or hairy. she's slightly overweight from lifestyle choices.
i will never be ugly. thats why god made botox.
fat, yeah maybe.
airy, no way i hate hair. i dont have any hair anywhere except my eyebrows, eye lashes, head, and arms. i shave literally everywhere else basically daily or i wax. Oh i dont shave my back, i don't need to. i even wax my cheeks.
 
Poor Cali, yet to realise that beauty isnt 100% about the outside...Destined to be a spinster with that attitude CG...
PS Use to be a 'adult entertainer' so know all about aesthetical appeal and the shallowness it brings upon one's character...
 
Plommer, do any of your hookers have the ability to simultanesouly fok your brains out AND braid your back hair?


that could be on Canada's got talent if so
Archaaay!

I'm confident these broads have the skills to braid my back hair with their fingers while fucking my brains out if they really wanted to.
Some of them can't be bothered though, they are too busy fumbling through my pants looking for my wallet or something else to steal.

Plommer puts anything of value in the trunk before the fun starts, he is too lazy to beat the shit out of hookers that steal from him and doesn't want the responsibility of having to administer justice on a thievin whore.