Who will be the next regular poster to leave GL in tears?

[Blitty]

Fuck you fukk yu fuk u. Ur cool. I'm out.

 

[Matty]

RayRay I don't wanna be your buddy and I'll mock your poseurism sober. Try me.

Rest of you are alright, I guess.

 

[Matty]

Bourbon Matty was freaking rough

All fun and games.

Ok not really.

Just stop pretending, peoplez. And drink with me.

 

[Saulty]

One time I left GL for a few weeks after trying to make french onion soup.

 

[Matty]

It's ghey. Don't go there.

OMG, I just did. Random list of headlines:

"My ugly Cabbage Patch secret"
"When you realize your shelter dog loves you"
"Feminism: a false promise?"
"My person of the year"
"A post-breakup holiday"

We need us posting there.

 

[Oksana]

OMG, I just did. Random list of headlines:

"My ugly Cabbage Patch secret"

Fokken jerk. I read tea leaves and smoked clovies to come up with that title.

 

[Matty]

Fokken jerk. I read tea leaves and smoked clovies to come up with that title.

I think I'm addicted to that site. It might well be the exact polar opposite of GL. Jaw-dropping material.

 

[Matty]

FYI here's a recipe for Peppermint holiday oreos for the gluten-intolerant.

 

[Oksana]

Holy shit!!! The Cabbage Patch thing is a real title of an article.

I thought you were just being your quirkily cute self and pulling frangipani smelling witticisms out of your ass.

WTF??? I'm so signing up there. However I'll be traveling incognito. Sharon42 would probably be more appropriate I think.

 

[Matty]

Shari I don't bullshit. Shari buy me a drink and I'll tell you all my dark and dirty secrets whether you like it or not. I have no manners.

Thank you for calling me quirkily cute. It's very apt.

 

[senco78]

I'm -3500
I think Bread and I failed the same math classes

 

[Oksana]

Matty, the next time you're in a bar, call me when it's time to pay but tell the bartender he needs to talk to me. Keys are though it needs to be a straight male. My fucked up accent as worked magic for friends back home and even if the guy says I still need to pay, I'll shout you ONE ROUND. I've got a pretty good idea of your alcohol tolerance level now and this mama ain't no Ivana Trump.

But you'll need to go easy on me after Matty. I don't possess the strength and fortitude of Seor Wallace Ballus sadly.

 

[Matty]

Shari you can just steal my wallet at that point. I'm messed up.

Seor Wallace Ballus

My accent works great on everyone here in TO for some reason. I can afford to be a total dickhead and get away with it.

People are way too tolerant, and I'm really not that big. A feisty girl can, and has taken me down.

 

[mcbaseball10]

:down: Enough with the sappy crap matty, kick somebody in the nuts.

 

[Matty]

:down: Enough with the sappy crap matty, kick somebody in the nuts.

I'm all talk McB. Triggering air-headbutts is what I do best. pleasecometoNO:

 

[Tron]

Amby's more pudgy and shorter in real life than in pictures, for some reason

I wouldn't say he's pudgier (in fact he looked less pudgier in person) but he's definitely a lot shorter in person than he appears in photos that have been posted.

 

[stevek173]

OK you guys really are mean to each other and I know that eventually that would come back to me.

I am out fuck you all.

Please stay on my Facebook though I like what you bring to the table there.

 

[Matty]

Stevay you're a drunk.

I'm sorry but it had to be said.