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Muddy and IAG were having an e-affair there for a minute. Things almost got messy when IAG poked holes in the e-condoms, and in turn effdub had contracted an e-vd. Muddy didn't realize he had gotten that during his e-smack days in the 80's.


IAG had some e-splaining to do!!
 
I used to hate on Jon Stewart, his humor seemed so Captain Obvious. Then I realized that half of America actively despises him and holds totally opposite views.

I now see his worth as a highlighter of human stupidity.
 
Matty
Muddy do you e-fornicate on occasion? It seems to be a thing with the older generation.

I'm intrigued and want to give it a try.
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Not sure exactly what you mean. Like Skype sex or shit like that? I have never done that.

I have had phone sex on many occasions. I know what you're wondering: was it a rotary phone?


NO!!!
 
Mudcat
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What I'm talking about is not complicated. Sometimes during the honeymoon phase of a relationship when the sex is extremely intense and non-stop - and you have to be separate for some reason - you talk on the phone and conversation naturally steers towards stuff that you did together that you liked and you get turned on because you're basically always turned on with that person and nature takes its course.

Of course you climax. Nothing to feel awkward about. It's sex. It's fun. Why am I having to explain this?



I have never done it with an anonymous phone sex operator or whatever - not sure I have any interest in that - but with someone you are in the quote-unquote boinking-like-farm-animals stage -----> sure. Lots of times.
 
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