Which one is most ideal?

[Bread]

 

[illmatick]

Not sure about strippers but a few weeks ago I had an escort who didn't seem to be enjoying herself. Nice pale red head with an average face.

I was trippin balls when she arrived and when i pulled out the base of my cock was neatly covered in freckles.

Visually stimulating freckle patterns FTW

Mind blowing stuff.

 

[Matty]

I was trippin balls when she arrived and when i pulled out the base of my cock was neatly covered in freckles.

Visually stimulating freckle patterns FTW

Mind blowing stuff.

 

[Bread]

Holy shit/! ILLLYYY!!! lolololol

Matty I wish I coulda offered you this experience when you visited. Sounds much better than the beach/fun room.

 

[Matty]

I don't have enough stripper experience, but I did encounter a bunch of different types. The last one, who was very much enjoying herself and let me play with her boobies while doing small talk, waiting for the next song to start, was quite enjoyable. Then during the song she would fake kisses, using her arm to keep me just millimiters away from her lips. 8.8 Matty Rains. She was a bit too skinny.

Another one who was a consummate pro and grinded me expertly until I had to lift her off my cack so I wouldn't cream my pants, was also enjoyable, but I'm pretty sure she was checking her nails for most of the song. 7.5 Matty Rains.

 

[fiveteamer]

illy how much did she cost?

 

[Bread]

Man I have so many stripper stories. Being in Tampa Bay, the unofficial strip club capital of the world...and me and my friends making it our social gathering point for over 15 years. Well....

Oh man.

 

[reno cool]

It's amazing how some strippers have good skills and others just don't have a clue. They think that if they bounce on your bladder they're doing a good job. Stripper quality has gotten considerably worse imo.

 

[roguejuror]

I have a buddy who absolutely loves the "stripper game". You know where they tell you how WOW you are and while you are shelling out the dollars they are all over you and stuff. The guy eats that shit up. He actually leaves feeling like he is the man, like if he wasn't married with 3 kids he could so take that stripper home, how the stripper actually wants him.

I love watching these people. They really believe that shit.

It's more fun watching these idiots than the strippers.

Great thread rake.