Were going to do a 10 day cleanse

[plommer]

-It's amazing how much fruit/vegetables it takes to get 20oz of juice

One cow has more than enough beef for a 20 oz burger.

 

[rito]

Got delayed on starting THE CLEANSE

This is the morning of DAY 3

Some highlights (lowlights depending on the reader):

-Juicer was $90 after tax
-Juices taste way better than I had imagined.
-I have a 20oz glass of juice (veggie/fruit combo) 6 times a day
-It's amazing how much fruit/vegetables it takes to get 20oz of juice
-Feeling a little loopy from TheCleanse. I'm not constantly starving like I thought I'd be.
-I'm able to have veggies I normally wouldn't go anywhere near (beets/ginger) because their taste is masked by things like carrots/apples/blueberries

making juice is such a pain that i never do it anymore. that and my juicer is broken. i should make one these worthless fuks that i support make me juice everyday.

 

[Acid Joe]

Beets Carrots apples you should try to minimize during a cleanse for their high sugar content which makes it more palatable.....

 

[Tron]

.Enjoy the initial detox pal .It will take u places

The initial detox made me feel like death. It took me places that felt a lot like death.

 

[Archie]

gonna do a fast out in the woods, when we go camping....

manhood shit

i'm sure I'll experience ALOT of new things....

I've never REALLY truly camped. I'm a bit nervous about that.

going to buy some moosejaw stuff this weekend...

 

[Acid Joe]

Ya I've been going through that the last 2 days.... I smell like death.... and you know it's horrible when you shit then can't wait to get out..... stuff has been coming out of me that's been bottled up for years I am imagining.

 

[Matty]

Ya I've been going through that the last 2 days.... I smell like death.... and you know it's horrible when you shit then can't wait to get out..... stuff has been coming out of me that's been bottled up for years I am imagining.

uke:

 

[Tron]

So far were calling THE CLEANSE a bust.

The moment I started eating regular food after completing THE CLEANSE I started to feel ill.

I feel exhausted, semi-barfy and my stomach feels real sour.

It could be a coincidence but we doubt it.


1 Matty Rain

 

[Acid Joe]

After a cleanse you should ease yourself back into real food..... and even real food should still be little meat, veggies and fruit.... take flax seed oil it will help with the barfy feel.....

 

[Saulty]

Is today the 11th day of the cleanse?

 

[Tron]

Joe, calm down.

I did ease back in. That didn't go well.

I will try the flax seed oil though.


Pavy, cleanse is over. RIP Cleanse.

 

[Saulty]

Every time I eat chili I get a big cleanse. Does it count?

 

[Archie]

Pavy are you a 1 bowel movement a day kinda guy?

every morning?

I bet you have some big shit in you

 

[plommer]

Pavy are you a 1 bowel movement a day kinda guy?

every morning?

I bet you have some big shit in you

I hope Pavy takes this the right way.

 

[Archie]

I bet you've had some gigantic shits in your day

clogged a jailhouse toliet or two along the way?

 

[plommer]

I bet you've had some gigantic shits in your day

clogged a jailhouse toliet or two along the way?

Your psychic abilities are amazing pal

Now be useful and give us a fukkin winner, Kreskin.

 

[roguejuror]

So far were calling THE CLEANSE a bust.

The moment I started eating regular food after completing THE CLEANSE I started to feel ill.

I feel exhausted, semi-barfy and my stomach feels real sour.

It could be a coincidence but we doubt it.


1 Matty Rain

have a big mac

 

[Bread]

Daffy, I'm doing a 10 day anti-cleanse. Equally as difficult, I'm sure.

Drank heavily from Weds 4pm til Thursday 9pm, complete with call in sick, one hour nap in car, etc etc. This after a Friday-early Sunday morning tear that was pretty legendary even by my standards. And now? 24 hour beer and acid gummi bear binge. Just took another gummi bear at the bar. Number ???

Daffy these guys here, they don't know what it's about to discipline your body for results like we do, you and me.

Daffy, we have a clue. Fukkin Blitty and Wally. These guys idea of discipline is hitting the snooze button 6 times instead of 7.

I like those guys, but common. Look at us. We're gorgeous.