Weird Day. Just Hear Me Out

[Blitty]

I live in manhattan and I like plays too.

 

[Matty]

The blisster is a well-traveled, sophisticated gentleman.

 

[Blitty]

Casper, I might be soulmates with your girl. My bad.

 

[fiveteamer]

The lesson here boys is to never bring your girl around blitty

Blitty will be in there before the end of the month.

 

[Oksana]

Blitty will be in there before the end of the month.

 

[fiveteamer]

You can't even blame blitty here boys

Do you blame the python when someone drops a little fuzzy mouse in his tank?

Boys he's just doing what comes natural

 

[Tron]

Casper, I might be soulmates with your girl. My bad.

I had suspicions before this thread but it's now certifiable:

Blitty is definitely a cockblocker and wouldn't hesitate to bang a gamelivers g/f, wife or prospect.

Book it for the max boys

 

[reno cool]

Blitty I still wanna know if you said anything to that girl in New Orleans. Or did she instinctively grab your hand and sat in your lap?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

I buy my own, thank you.

You don't recognize the face?

hahah yes i do

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Unsolicited update re: Nose Stud Girl. Second postponing. Common girl, I can't wear my fancy sports jacket 3 days in a row.

"Sooo, I'm working from home today because one of my eyes is like perma shut… I'm still sick :( I'll be in tomorrow - I have a feeling it's the weather and I'm going to stay indoors all day today!

Can we reschedule again? You let me know what works best for you this time and I'll make sure I can

So sorry :( and happy Monday Mathieu "

hmmm this is the 2nd or 3rd times she's cancelled?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Doesn't sound like she's ducking, she wouldn't propose to set a new lunch date whenever. She's just a mess. Shoulda seen her at the office party, she kept forgetting her shoes all over the place.

"Bit of a cunt" maybe?

then are you sutre this is a girl you wantr to date>
????

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Love the Dick Pics.

Keep up the good work

SUCH good taste

 

[CaliGirlNY]

O lol all this time I was reading your name as CALLgirlNJ. lol.

OK so you're not a call girl. Would you still be willing to accept cash payments for sex?

Because I happen to have some cash.

yes cali not call. thought about that career path, but wasn't sure how to claim it on my taxes.

 

[fiveteamer]

then are you sutre this is a girl you wantr to date>
????

He never wanted to date her you silly girl.

Just eat her ass out

 

[CaliGirlNY]

I had to do a double-take too.

I like you CaliGirl but I'm not gonna jerk off to your pics unless you insist.

Happy Valentine's Day CaliGirlWho'sNotACallGirl.

Happy Single Awareness Day, and Venerial Disease Day.

I'm disapointed in you unwillingness to pleasure yourself. However it is your loss, not mine. you could always try YouPorn and XTube.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

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Dear Matty,
Can we refrain with showing any frozen pics of me from 2 years ago? I was 25 pounds heavier and had no hair. Not my best look. Kinda don't want to scare GameLive posters with those videoo stills. Much appreciated.

Casper

you're still cute

 

[CaliGirlNY]

It's not you anyway, it's me.

*like*

 

[CaliGirlNY]

So it's not CallGirl! Wow! Thought that was a cool handle. Fooled me also!

omg people get glasses