I passed out at 1 am after one liter of black spiced rum. Wife found me on the deck this morning sleeping with only my underwear and my phone still logged in at gamelive. She said I need to get help.
I like the cage better given more thought! Yes, I can't get out but nobody can get in! I have TV ( remote in hand), headphones that double as earmuffs (keeps unwanted BS noise out) and lastly, DRINK! I win!