Tomato slices - worth their weight in gold?

[MrMonkey]

Sad, isn't it?

Yes! I lost my great speedy metabolism it seems awhile back and now can't eat anything and everything anymore! First time I have that small gut appearing. Don't think I going to get lucky today either! Words aren't necessary for the look MrsMonkey gives me after I come out of the shower! I looked at myself the other day in the mirror and I look down and I swear my penis talked to me saying "don't even think about touching me". I need some love!

 

[roguejuror]

Plommer do what I do. I keep a couple tomatoes in my car so when there is not enough in my burger I slice my own.

 

[InTheHole]

Sad state of affairs