Hooligans Plays Baccarat

This thread is in honour of English Mike

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for a long time I just liked pavy

then at the bash I found out he wasn't just greek american but that he was actually born out there, my admiration for him increased many times right then and there

watch this movie about hooligans fivey

 
A little birdy sent me this..:


englishmike: when you back a spread and theres an int against you its fvckin heartbreaking
(November, 18 2008 04:02:02)fiveteamer: NO
(November, 18 2008 04:02:03)englishmike: wow
(November, 18 2008 04:02:07)xstud: f**k
(November, 18 2008 04:02:10)fiveteamer: f'king hell
(November, 18 2008 04:02:11)xstud: cashed my over
(November, 18 2008 04:02:12)smitch124: unreal
(November, 18 2008 04:02:16)fiveteamer: I HATE GOD
(November, 18 2008 04:02:26)englishmike: the upside teamer
(November, 18 2008 04:02:32)englishmike: is youve got the ball back
(November, 18 2008 06:24:37)englishmike: she sh1t herself?
(November, 18 2008 06:24:39)englishmike: on film?
(November, 18 2008 06:24:43)englishmike: and ate it?
(November, 18 2008 06:24:46)AMBlai01: yes
(November, 18 2008 06:24:48)RogueScholar: Yup
(November, 18 2008 06:24:49)AMBlai01: did you not watch?
(November, 18 2008 06:24:49)englishmike: no way
(November, 18 2008 06:24:52)englishmike: its toffee
(November, 18 2008 06:24:56)englishmike: fudge
(November, 18 2008 06:24:56)AMBlai01: no its not
(November, 18 2008 06:25:00)englishmike: any fvckin thing
(November, 18 2008 06:25:05)AMBlai01: its real
(November, 18 2008 06:25:06)AMBlai01: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:25:09)englishmike: you couldnt do tht amby
(November, 18 2008 06:25:10)AMBlai01: i swear
(November, 18 2008 06:25:11)AMBlai01: its real
(November, 18 2008 06:25:13)englishmike: even a crack whore
(November, 18 2008 06:25:17)englishmike: wouldnt eat poo
(November, 18 2008 06:25:21)AMBlai01: these are some twisted girls
(November, 18 2008 06:25:26)RogueScholar: Are you sure?
(November, 18 2008 06:25:26)SlickFazzer: fukkin sick
(November, 18 2008 06:25:28)betplom: This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor? "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer." Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays he
(November, 18 2008 06:25:28)englishmike: no way
(November, 18 2008 06:25:37)englishmike: you seen it fazz?
(November, 18 2008 06:25:41)englishmike: fukk
(November, 18 2008 06:25:44)betplom: She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
(November, 18 2008 06:25:44)englishmike: i feel ill
(November, 18 2008 06:26:17)RogueScholar: AMBy got me with that video the other day, I was horrified, and yet I couldn't look away
(November, 18 2008 06:26:28)betplom: A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
(November, 18 2008 06:26:29)englishmike: i looked away
(November, 18 2008 06:26:47)RogueScholar: You have to watch the whole thing
(November, 18 2008 06:26:48)englishmike: but i need to know how you get into a position wherebyyou need to do tht
(November, 18 2008 06:26:55)englishmike: i mean how much would you earn
(November, 18 2008 06:26:59)englishmike: for a scat vid
(November, 18 2008 06:27:01)betplom: it involves alot of bran
(November, 18 2008 06:27:07)betplom: and oatmeal
(November, 18 2008 06:27:13)RogueScholar: What if that was your fetish? Those girls probably got off on it.
(November, 18 2008 06:27:14)englishmike: you see it plom?
(November, 18 2008 06:27:23)betplom: couldn't watch it
(November, 18 2008 06:27:25)englishmike: wow
(November, 18 2008 06:27:28)AMBlai01: http://www.ratemyshocker.com/CMS/play/Videos/_Scat/2_Girls_1_Finger
(November, 18 2008 06:27:29)englishmike: they eat scat
(November, 18 2008 06:27:31)AMBlai01: one more for you guys
(November, 18 2008 06:27:35)englishmike: like its candy
(November, 18 2008 06:27:37)AMBlai01: this oneis called 2 girls one finger
(November, 18 2008 06:27:51)RogueScholar: I don't think I can take another video
(November, 18 2008 06:28:06)betplom: I can't believe 5teamer isn't here, he can usually outdo anyone with his depravity
(November, 18 2008 06:28:10)englishmike: wow
(November, 18 2008 06:28:13)RogueScholar: I get closer to assholes than most people in this room...
(November, 18 2008 06:28:19)englishmike: theyre bein sick in each othersmouth?
(November, 18 2008 06:28:23)englishmike: wtf
(November, 18 2008 06:28:33)AMBlai01: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:28:39)englishmike: theyre eating sick
(November, 18 2008 06:28:42)englishmike: each others
(November, 18 2008 06:28:46)RogueScholar: As if eating poo weren't bad enough, they enjoy it coming back up too
(November, 18 2008 06:28:47)AMBlai01: yup
(November, 18 2008 06:28:54)englishmike: fuvk
(November, 18 2008 06:29:06)betplom: people are starving in africa and those chicks are wasting perfectly good vomit, sick
(November, 18 2008 06:29:13)englishmike: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:29:19)englishmike: post it to them then
(November, 18 2008 06:29:27)englishmike: fvck
(November, 18 2008 06:29:31)englishmike: they ate poo
(November, 18 2008 06:29:33)englishmike: plom
(November, 18 2008 06:29:36)englishmike: they ate it
(November, 18 2008 06:29:38)englishmike: i swear
(November, 18 2008 06:29:52)englishmike: and played with it like it was a laffy taffy
(November, 18 2008 06:29:57)AMBlai01: how bad are those vids
(November, 18 2008 06:30:11)englishmike: wow
(November, 18 2008 06:30:18)englishmike: are they crack whores
(November, 18 2008 06:30:25)AMBlai01: you cant NOT watch though
(November, 18 2008 06:30:29)AMBlai01: its like a car wreck
(November, 18 2008 06:30:34)englishmike: i know
(November, 18 2008 06:30:38)englishmike: im on the rerun
(November, 18 2008 06:30:41)betplom: no, crack hos only suck cock and swallow semen
(November, 18 2008 06:30:43)englishmike: and ive got a boner
(November, 18 2008 06:30:52)AMBlai01: EM is into it
(November, 18 2008 06:31:07)betplom: normal girl stuff suck cock and swallow semen
(November, 18 2008 06:31:10)englishmike: im wondering now what it tastes like
(November, 18 2008 06:31:25)RogueScholar: It does expand your mind
(November, 18 2008 06:31:29)englishmike: its sick
(November, 18 2008 06:31:32)englishmike: to befair
(November, 18 2008 06:31:40)englishmike: can you imagine the risk of disease?
(November, 18 2008 06:31:43)englishmike: seriously
(November, 18 2008 06:31:49)englishmike: theyll make you wear a condom
(November, 18 2008 06:31:53)englishmike: but eat your poo
(November, 18 2008 06:31:54)AMBlai01: they love that s**t
(November, 18 2008 06:31:59)RogueScholar: You only live once
(November, 18 2008 06:32:00)AMBlai01: like candy
(November, 18 2008 06:32:11)englishmike: they dont love it
(November, 18 2008 06:32:15)englishmike: its for money
(November, 18 2008 06:32:23)englishmike: they dont go home and have s**t for tea
(November, 18 2008 06:32:26)AMBlai01: there are people that love everything
(November, 18 2008 06:32:28)englishmike: do they?
(November, 18 2008 06:32:31)englishmike: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:32:42)RogueScholar: Like most extreme fetish videos, this one is from Brazil, and those girls might only be getting US$20
(November, 18 2008 06:32:50)englishmike: wow
(November, 18 2008 06:32:55)englishmike: but 20 to them
(November, 18 2008 06:32:59)englishmike: is a months money
(November, 18 2008 06:33:03)RogueScholar: But they might be doing it willingly too, we just don't know
(November, 18 2008 06:33:08)englishmike: wow
(November, 18 2008 06:33:13)betplom: they get paid sh.it
(November, 18 2008 06:33:17)englishmike: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:33:19)englishmike: lmao
(November, 18 2008 06:33:27)betplom: sh.it job
(November, 18 2008 06:33:28)englishmike: im laughing
(November, 18 2008 06:33:38)AMBlai01:
(November, 18 2008 06:33:52)betplom: my new avatar!
(November, 18 2008 06:33:54)englishmike: wtf
(November, 18 2008 06:33:54)RogueScholar: Whoaaaa
(November, 18 2008 06:34:01)englishmike: plom
(November, 18 2008 06:34:04)englishmike: avatar alert
(November, 18 2008 06:34:15)englishmike: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:34:19)englishmike: dougie has seen enough
(November, 18 2008 06:34:19)AMBlai01: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:34:21)RogueScholar: I think you scared away Dougie
(November, 18 2008 06:34:25)englishmike: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:34:32)englishmike: lmao
(November, 18 2008 06:34:33)AMBlai01: that picture is called fecal japan
(November, 18 2008 06:34:37)englishmike: im laughing hard
(November, 18 2008 06:34:41)englishmike: plommer
(November, 18 2008 06:34:47)englishmike: avatar alert pal
(November, 18 2008 06:34:59)AMBlai01:
(November, 18 2008 06:35:06)RogueScholar: I never thought I would be this grossed out by poo
(November, 18 2008 06:35:06)betplom: its up now
(November, 18 2008 06:35:18)englishmike: where have you got a post?
(November, 18 2008 06:35:18)AMBlai01:
(November, 18 2008 06:35:41)betplom: http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/116830-daily-pinnacle-performance-thread.html#post1208071
(November, 18 2008 06:35:46)betplom: pinny thread
(November, 18 2008 06:35:52)AMBlai01:
(November, 18 2008 06:36:40)AMBlai01: i think i have a problem
(November, 18 2008 06:36:40)betplom: willie bee will be pm'ing me im sure
(November, 18 2008 06:36:48)englishmike: wow
(November, 18 2008 06:36:52)RogueScholar: Geez, you're really into this, aren't you AMBy? That why you want a VeggieGirl!
(November, 18 2008 06:36:53)englishmike: its there plom
(November, 18 2008 06:37:08)englishmike: is that poo?
(November, 18 2008 06:37:11)AMBlai01: oh thats poo
(November, 18 2008 06:37:15)englishmike: ITS CHOCOLATE
(November, 18 2008 06:37:24)AMBlai01: im just amazed that people could actually do that
(November, 18 2008 06:37:30)englishmike: me too
(November, 18 2008 06:37:33)englishmike: altho
(November, 18 2008 06:37:40)englishmike: id eat s**t for 100 grand
(November, 18 2008 06:37:47)englishmike: probably 50 if it was cash
(November, 18 2008 06:37:51)betplom: mikey, have a look at the newest thread, taco bell
(November, 18 2008 06:38:19)englishmike: thatsfunny
(November, 18 2008 06:38:24)englishmike: you seen that amby
(November, 18 2008 06:38:27)englishmike: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:38:32)AMBlai01: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:38:46)AMBlai01: things are getting weird around here tonight
(November, 18 2008 06:38:52)RogueScholar: You can say that again
(November, 18 2008 06:38:57)betplom: no, things are always weird around here
(November, 18 2008 06:39:14)englishmike: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:39:17)englishmike: i added plom
(November, 18 2008 06:39:29)englishmike: plom
(November, 18 2008 06:39:34)englishmike: what does willie bee say
(November, 18 2008 06:39:45)englishmike: when hes giving you your 100th infraction
(November, 18 2008 06:39:48)englishmike: seriously
(November, 18 2008 06:39:56)englishmike: does he see it as a joke or not
(November, 18 2008 06:40:03)betplom: not
(November, 18 2008 06:40:15)betplom: i updated taco thread
(November, 18 2008 06:40:18)RogueScholar: Definitely not, Willie takes his SBR authority seriously
(November, 18 2008 06:40:26)betplom: Willie is ok, really.
(November, 18 2008 06:40:33)englishmike: does he threaten expulsion
(November, 18 2008 06:40:41)englishmike: hes a nice guy
(November, 18 2008 06:40:51)englishmike: i think hed laugh
(November, 18 2008 06:41:06)betplom: Deuce is in on my thread
(November, 18 2008 06:41:24)betplom: I knew it would attract all the weirdos
(November, 18 2008 06:41:31)RogueScholar: Is it 5teamer that works at Taco Bell?
(November, 18 2008 06:41:42)englishmike: added plom
(November, 18 2008 06:41:52)englishmike: deuce is on the prowl
(November, 18 2008 06:42:01)englishmike: still usin my signature
(November, 18 2008 06:42:09)englishmike: or my words as his sig
(November, 18 2008 06:42:11)englishmike: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:42:46)AMBlai01: bread stopped using my comments as his sig thank god
 
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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window…

He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

“Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor?

“Yes, checking for abnormalities.” she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, “Do you know what I am doing now?”, she replies, “Yes, checking for cancer.”

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, “Do you know what I am doing now?”

She replies, “Yes, getting herpes – that’s why I am here!”

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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
 

That comment was made, I think it was to the guy who's alter ego was 'The Prick.' I didn't want a pic taken in the first place, and certainly not standing with 'The Most (Un)Interesting Man In The World' AKA PiMike, so when he clicked a half dozen times I then realized the lens was pointing at that broads breasts.

I got the negatives so it was cool.

For the record, I hit on that woman and she pulled a Durito on me. Told me to fuck off without actually saying, it's a skillful trait.
 
A little birdy sent me this..:


englishmike: when you back a spread and theres an int against you its fvckin heartbreaking
(November, 18 2008 04:02:02)fiveteamer: NO
(November, 18 2008 04:02:03)englishmike: wow
(November, 18 2008 04:02:07)xstud: f**k
(November, 18 2008 04:02:10)fiveteamer: f'king hell
(November, 18 2008 04:02:11)xstud: cashed my over
(November, 18 2008 04:02:12)smitch124: unreal
(November, 18 2008 04:02:16)fiveteamer: I HATE GOD
(November, 18 2008 04:02:26)englishmike: the upside teamer
(November, 18 2008 04:02:32)englishmike: is youve got the ball back
(November, 18 2008 06:24:37)englishmike: she sh1t herself?
(November, 18 2008 06:24:39)englishmike: on film?
(November, 18 2008 06:24:43)englishmike: and ate it?
(November, 18 2008 06:24:46)AMBlai01: yes
(November, 18 2008 06:24:48)RogueScholar: Yup
(November, 18 2008 06:24:49)AMBlai01: did you not watch?
(November, 18 2008 06:24:49)englishmike: no way
(November, 18 2008 06:24:52)englishmike: its toffee
(November, 18 2008 06:24:56)englishmike: fudge
(November, 18 2008 06:24:56)AMBlai01: no its not
(November, 18 2008 06:25:00)englishmike: any fvckin thing
(November, 18 2008 06:25:05)AMBlai01: its real
(November, 18 2008 06:25:06)AMBlai01: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:25:09)englishmike: you couldnt do tht amby
(November, 18 2008 06:25:10)AMBlai01: i swear
(November, 18 2008 06:25:11)AMBlai01: its real
(November, 18 2008 06:25:13)englishmike: even a crack whore
(November, 18 2008 06:25:17)englishmike: wouldnt eat poo
(November, 18 2008 06:25:21)AMBlai01: these are some twisted girls
(November, 18 2008 06:25:26)RogueScholar: Are you sure?
(November, 18 2008 06:25:26)SlickFazzer: fukkin sick
(November, 18 2008 06:25:28)betplom: This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor? "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer." Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays he
(November, 18 2008 06:25:28)englishmike: no way
(November, 18 2008 06:25:37)englishmike: you seen it fazz?
(November, 18 2008 06:25:41)englishmike: fukk
(November, 18 2008 06:25:44)betplom: She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
(November, 18 2008 06:25:44)englishmike: i feel ill
(November, 18 2008 06:26:17)RogueScholar: AMBy got me with that video the other day, I was horrified, and yet I couldn't look away
(November, 18 2008 06:26:28)betplom: A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
(November, 18 2008 06:26:29)englishmike: i looked away
(November, 18 2008 06:26:47)RogueScholar: You have to watch the whole thing
(November, 18 2008 06:26:48)englishmike: but i need to know how you get into a position wherebyyou need to do tht
(November, 18 2008 06:26:55)englishmike: i mean how much would you earn
(November, 18 2008 06:26:59)englishmike: for a scat vid
(November, 18 2008 06:27:01)betplom: it involves alot of bran
(November, 18 2008 06:27:07)betplom: and oatmeal
(November, 18 2008 06:27:13)RogueScholar: What if that was your fetish? Those girls probably got off on it.
(November, 18 2008 06:27:14)englishmike: you see it plom?
(November, 18 2008 06:27:23)betplom: couldn't watch it
(November, 18 2008 06:27:25)englishmike: wow
(November, 18 2008 06:27:28)AMBlai01: http://www.ratemyshocker.com/CMS/play/Videos/_Scat/2_Girls_1_Finger
(November, 18 2008 06:27:29)englishmike: they eat scat
(November, 18 2008 06:27:31)AMBlai01: one more for you guys
(November, 18 2008 06:27:35)englishmike: like its candy
(November, 18 2008 06:27:37)AMBlai01: this oneis called 2 girls one finger
(November, 18 2008 06:27:51)RogueScholar: I don't think I can take another video
(November, 18 2008 06:28:06)betplom: I can't believe 5teamer isn't here, he can usually outdo anyone with his depravity
(November, 18 2008 06:28:10)englishmike: wow
(November, 18 2008 06:28:13)RogueScholar: I get closer to assholes than most people in this room...
(November, 18 2008 06:28:19)englishmike: theyre bein sick in each othersmouth?
(November, 18 2008 06:28:23)englishmike: wtf
(November, 18 2008 06:28:33)AMBlai01: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:28:39)englishmike: theyre eating sick
(November, 18 2008 06:28:42)englishmike: each others
(November, 18 2008 06:28:46)RogueScholar: As if eating poo weren't bad enough, they enjoy it coming back up too
(November, 18 2008 06:28:47)AMBlai01: yup
(November, 18 2008 06:28:54)englishmike: fuvk
(November, 18 2008 06:29:06)betplom: people are starving in africa and those chicks are wasting perfectly good vomit, sick
(November, 18 2008 06:29:13)englishmike: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:29:19)englishmike: post it to them then
(November, 18 2008 06:29:27)englishmike: fvck
(November, 18 2008 06:29:31)englishmike: they ate poo
(November, 18 2008 06:29:33)englishmike: plom
(November, 18 2008 06:29:36)englishmike: they ate it
(November, 18 2008 06:29:38)englishmike: i swear
(November, 18 2008 06:29:52)englishmike: and played with it like it was a laffy taffy
(November, 18 2008 06:29:57)AMBlai01: how bad are those vids
(November, 18 2008 06:30:11)englishmike: wow
(November, 18 2008 06:30:18)englishmike: are they crack whores
(November, 18 2008 06:30:25)AMBlai01: you cant NOT watch though
(November, 18 2008 06:30:29)AMBlai01: its like a car wreck
(November, 18 2008 06:30:34)englishmike: i know
(November, 18 2008 06:30:38)englishmike: im on the rerun
(November, 18 2008 06:30:41)betplom: no, crack hos only suck cock and swallow semen
(November, 18 2008 06:30:43)englishmike: and ive got a boner
(November, 18 2008 06:30:52)AMBlai01: EM is into it
(November, 18 2008 06:31:07)betplom: normal girl stuff suck cock and swallow semen
(November, 18 2008 06:31:10)englishmike: im wondering now what it tastes like
(November, 18 2008 06:31:25)RogueScholar: It does expand your mind
(November, 18 2008 06:31:29)englishmike: its sick
(November, 18 2008 06:31:32)englishmike: to befair
(November, 18 2008 06:31:40)englishmike: can you imagine the risk of disease?
(November, 18 2008 06:31:43)englishmike: seriously
(November, 18 2008 06:31:49)englishmike: theyll make you wear a condom
(November, 18 2008 06:31:53)englishmike: but eat your poo
(November, 18 2008 06:31:54)AMBlai01: they love that s**t
(November, 18 2008 06:31:59)RogueScholar: You only live once
(November, 18 2008 06:32:00)AMBlai01: like candy
(November, 18 2008 06:32:11)englishmike: they dont love it
(November, 18 2008 06:32:15)englishmike: its for money
(November, 18 2008 06:32:23)englishmike: they dont go home and have s**t for tea
(November, 18 2008 06:32:26)AMBlai01: there are people that love everything
(November, 18 2008 06:32:28)englishmike: do they?
(November, 18 2008 06:32:31)englishmike: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:32:42)RogueScholar: Like most extreme fetish videos, this one is from Brazil, and those girls might only be getting US$20
(November, 18 2008 06:32:50)englishmike: wow
(November, 18 2008 06:32:55)englishmike: but 20 to them
(November, 18 2008 06:32:59)englishmike: is a months money
(November, 18 2008 06:33:03)RogueScholar: But they might be doing it willingly too, we just don't know
(November, 18 2008 06:33:08)englishmike: wow
(November, 18 2008 06:33:13)betplom: they get paid sh.it
(November, 18 2008 06:33:17)englishmike: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:33:19)englishmike: lmao
(November, 18 2008 06:33:27)betplom: sh.it job
(November, 18 2008 06:33:28)englishmike: im laughing
(November, 18 2008 06:33:38)AMBlai01:
(November, 18 2008 06:33:52)betplom: my new avatar!
(November, 18 2008 06:33:54)englishmike: wtf
(November, 18 2008 06:33:54)RogueScholar: Whoaaaa
(November, 18 2008 06:34:01)englishmike: plom
(November, 18 2008 06:34:04)englishmike: avatar alert
(November, 18 2008 06:34:15)englishmike: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:34:19)englishmike: dougie has seen enough
(November, 18 2008 06:34:19)AMBlai01: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:34:21)RogueScholar: I think you scared away Dougie
(November, 18 2008 06:34:25)englishmike: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:34:32)englishmike: lmao
(November, 18 2008 06:34:33)AMBlai01: that picture is called fecal japan
(November, 18 2008 06:34:37)englishmike: im laughing hard
(November, 18 2008 06:34:41)englishmike: plommer
(November, 18 2008 06:34:47)englishmike: avatar alert pal
(November, 18 2008 06:34:59)AMBlai01:
(November, 18 2008 06:35:06)RogueScholar: I never thought I would be this grossed out by poo
(November, 18 2008 06:35:06)betplom: its up now
(November, 18 2008 06:35:18)englishmike: where have you got a post?
(November, 18 2008 06:35:18)AMBlai01:
(November, 18 2008 06:35:41)betplom: http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/116830-daily-pinnacle-performance-thread.html#post1208071
(November, 18 2008 06:35:46)betplom: pinny thread
(November, 18 2008 06:35:52)AMBlai01:
(November, 18 2008 06:36:40)AMBlai01: i think i have a problem
(November, 18 2008 06:36:40)betplom: willie bee will be pm'ing me im sure
(November, 18 2008 06:36:48)englishmike: wow
(November, 18 2008 06:36:52)RogueScholar: Geez, you're really into this, aren't you AMBy? That why you want a VeggieGirl!
(November, 18 2008 06:36:53)englishmike: its there plom
(November, 18 2008 06:37:08)englishmike: is that poo?
(November, 18 2008 06:37:11)AMBlai01: oh thats poo
(November, 18 2008 06:37:15)englishmike: ITS CHOCOLATE
(November, 18 2008 06:37:24)AMBlai01: im just amazed that people could actually do that
(November, 18 2008 06:37:30)englishmike: me too
(November, 18 2008 06:37:33)englishmike: altho
(November, 18 2008 06:37:40)englishmike: id eat s**t for 100 grand
(November, 18 2008 06:37:47)englishmike: probably 50 if it was cash
(November, 18 2008 06:37:51)betplom: mikey, have a look at the newest thread, taco bell
(November, 18 2008 06:38:19)englishmike: thatsfunny
(November, 18 2008 06:38:24)englishmike: you seen that amby
(November, 18 2008 06:38:27)englishmike: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:38:32)AMBlai01: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:38:46)AMBlai01: things are getting weird around here tonight
(November, 18 2008 06:38:52)RogueScholar: You can say that again
(November, 18 2008 06:38:57)betplom: no, things are always weird around here
(November, 18 2008 06:39:14)englishmike: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:39:17)englishmike: i added plom
(November, 18 2008 06:39:29)englishmike: plom
(November, 18 2008 06:39:34)englishmike: what does willie bee say
(November, 18 2008 06:39:45)englishmike: when hes giving you your 100th infraction
(November, 18 2008 06:39:48)englishmike: seriously
(November, 18 2008 06:39:56)englishmike: does he see it as a joke or not
(November, 18 2008 06:40:03)betplom: not
(November, 18 2008 06:40:15)betplom: i updated taco thread
(November, 18 2008 06:40:18)RogueScholar: Definitely not, Willie takes his SBR authority seriously
(November, 18 2008 06:40:26)betplom: Willie is ok, really.
(November, 18 2008 06:40:33)englishmike: does he threaten expulsion
(November, 18 2008 06:40:41)englishmike: hes a nice guy
(November, 18 2008 06:40:51)englishmike: i think hed laugh
(November, 18 2008 06:41:06)betplom: Deuce is in on my thread
(November, 18 2008 06:41:24)betplom: I knew it would attract all the weirdos
(November, 18 2008 06:41:31)RogueScholar: Is it 5teamer that works at Taco Bell?
(November, 18 2008 06:41:42)englishmike: added plom
(November, 18 2008 06:41:52)englishmike: deuce is on the prowl
(November, 18 2008 06:42:01)englishmike: still usin my signature
(November, 18 2008 06:42:09)englishmike: or my words as his sig
(November, 18 2008 06:42:11)englishmike: lol
(November, 18 2008 06:42:46)AMBlai01: bread stopped using my comments as his sig thank god

That was some nasty shit but reading it back is actually hilarious to me. I'm sure my parents would be proud.
 
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window…

He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

“Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor?

“Yes, checking for abnormalities.” she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, “Do you know what I am doing now?”, she replies, “Yes, checking for cancer.”

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, “Do you know what I am doing now?”

She replies, “Yes, getting herpes – that’s why I am here!”

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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

lol

What’s the difference between an Iranian woman and a sardine?

One’s ugly, greasy, with bulging eyes. The other’s a fish.


I have a Mexican who lives next door to me,
He said the other day to me "I'm a better man than you"
I said "I never said you fucking wasn't, but what makes you think your a better man than me?"
He said "I don't have a fucking Mexican, living next door to me"