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Mrs. X
We're only zoned for 8 hooves and there's one vigalant neighbor makes sure everyone is compliant.

I was just asking Mr. X earlier this morning if we could clicker train the goat to ride the horse. I just went out there, and Bad Horse had his face pressed up against the gate separating them. Evil Boy was out of his crate eating hay. He looked at me a little sideways when I leaned over the wall, but continued to eat while I stood over the pen and watched him. I was hoping that Bad Horse was just curious about Evil B. but, I suspect the hay just out of reach was the cause of the interest.

We do have a really amazing fox proof chicken coop. I think it has space for 12 if I really want to go chicken crazy. I was going to wait until spring if I'm still inspired. The guy that sold me the goat also sells chickens. I might just get some eggs and rent an egg hatcher from the feed store down the street. I think that would be kind of cool. Although, then you get roosters and hens.

The neighbor had a rooster for awhile and got rid of it because of it's crowing at all hours.
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Oh yeah, I remember you saying the 8 hooves thing before....and I remember your dick neighbor.

Think long and hard about the chickens before getting them. We had them for a while (not here in Florida) and they were foul. And the rooster was meannnnn. I really try not to eat eggs and I never ate the eggs from the chickens. That stopped after I cracked one open and found a forming chicken fetus. Maybe you could get a few ducks instead?
 
NOOOO, pet ducks are a bad idea. I also wanted a pet duck.

RogueScholar
Sounds a lot like my life, but I feel comfortable advising you that ducks make lousy pets. They're noisy, they shit everywhere, and they're pathologically needy. When you ignore the duck, it will proceed to pester your other pets looking for attention, making your whole herd edgy and uncomfortable. Ducks are also among the dumbest creatures you will ever meet that's not a turkey. If a duck is thirsty and you start pissing nearby, the duck will waddle over to drink the puddle. Doesn't matter if the fucker was standing two feet from the water bowl, he'll quack his way across the yard to drink the piss. After it drinks the piss it will want to follow you around and jump on your lap with its piss-dripping beak. If your luck is like mine, you'll get a duck that doesn't like to be in water so you're bereft of even the peace which comes from watching ducks float around on a pond.

In short, pet duck = bad idea.
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Robyn
Oh yeah, I remember you saying the 8 hooves thing before....and I remember your dick neighbor.

Think long and hard about the chickens before getting them. We had them for a while (not here in Florida) and they were foul. And the rooster was meannnnn. I really try not to eat eggs and I never ate the eggs from the chickens. That stopped after I cracked one open and found a forming chicken fetus. Maybe you could get a few ducks instead?
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You don't have to have a rooster to get eggs. If you'll eat a chicken, why not a chicken fetus? I know, sounds gross to me too but really, s'weird.

>A balut is a fertilized duck (or chicken) egg with a nearly-developed embryo inside that is boiled and eaten in the shell.

Popularly believed to be an aphrodisiac and considered a high-protein, hearty snack, balut are mostly sold by street vendors in the regions where they are available. It is commonly sold as streetfood in the Philippines. They are common, everyday food in some other countries in Southeast Asia, such as in Laos and Thailand (where it is called Khai Luk), Cambodia (Pong tea khon in Cambodian),[1] and Vietnam (Trứng vịt lộn or Hột vịt lộn in Vietnamese). They are often served with beer.
 
Mrs. X
Popularly believed to be an aphrodisiac and considered a high-protein, hearty snack, balut are mostly sold by street vendors in the regions where they are available. It is commonly sold as streetfood in the Philippines. They are common, everyday food in some other countries in Southeast Asia, such as in Laos and Thailand (where it is called Khai Luk), Cambodia (Pong tea khon in Cambodian),[1] and Vietnam (Trứng vịt lộn or Hột vịt lộn in Vietnamese). They are often served with beer.
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Helluva world out there.

RIP chicken embryos.
 
Mrs. X
You don't have to have a rooster to get eggs. If you'll eat a chicken, why not a chicken fetus? I know, sounds gross to me too but really, s'weird.

>A balut is a fertilized duck (or chicken) egg with a nearly-developed embryo inside that is boiled and eaten in the shell.

Popularly believed to be an aphrodisiac and considered a high-protein, hearty snack, balut are mostly sold by street vendors in the regions where they are available. It is commonly sold as streetfood in the Philippines. They are common, everyday food in some other countries in Southeast Asia, such as in Laos and Thailand (where it is called Khai Luk), Cambodia (Pong tea khon in Cambodian),[1] and Vietnam (Trứng vịt lộn or Hột vịt lộn in Vietnamese). They are often served with beer.
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I really have a difficult time eating meat. When I start thinking about what it is, it makes me ill. I used to be able to eat seafood...can't anymore. I used to be able to eat eggs, now I can only eat them when they are in something and I don't know they are there. I would surely turn vegan if it weren't so much damn work to do so.

Bread and I learned what balut is a few years back. I'm sure that didn't help matters with my gross-out factor.
 
I know the Xs won't be eating EB but don't understand how people can eat an animal (even a chicken) that they might get as a companion for even say a week or two and then cook it up? I know we eat meat all the time but just don't want to get up close and personal with the animal. Glad we're having baked ziti tonight!
 
MrMonkey
I know the Xs won't be eating EB but don't understand how people can eat an animal (even a chicken) that they might get as a companion for even say a week or two and then cook it up? I know we eat meat all the time but just don't want to get up close and personal with the animal. Glad we're having baked ziti tonight!
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Have you not seen the Gordon Ramsey show were his daughters raised a turkey that ended up becoming part of dinner? It's easy.
 
Turkeys, join together and make like them birds! Attack!

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MrMonkey
I know the Xs won't be eating EB but don't understand how people can eat an animal (even a chicken) that they might get as a companion for even say a week or two and then cook it up? I know we eat meat all the time but just don't want to get up close and personal with the animal. Glad we're having baked ziti tonight!
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That's a big part of what's wrong with the world today. People are so sheltered from the realities of life.

A bunch of fucking pussies.
 
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