The Cigar Thread

[Tron]

LONG overdue on a forum with a bunch of old, banged up sports bettors.


I'm a Perdomo guy. Always have been.

Weigh in, fellas.

 

[fiveteamer]

Daft when you wrap your lips around a cigar do you imagine a stiff cock? This is basically all I want to know.

 

[plommer]

Daft, after reading Fivers posts tonight are you glad he's back?

That's all I want to know.

I used to smoke cigars but the novelty wore off after a few years, then I saw a health story that showed combining cigar smoking with drinking alcohol increased the chance of mouth cancer by a zillion.

That was enough for me.

 

[Tron]

Actually, never.

I'm very non-homophobic for what it's worth.

I have a theory on homophobia, actually.

It goes like this:

The more homophobic you are, the more you secretly crave the butt rocket.


Not saying you're homophobic, fiver.

But that's my theory.

 

[fiveteamer]

If you've never thought about sucking cock, you've thought about sucking cock.

Look, you're thinking about sucking a dick right now. Right now you are thinking about putting a cock in your mouth.

 

[reno cool]

butt rocket

fiver

common pal

 

[roguejuror]

fivey you dont need no new friends, you got us

 

[FreeFall]

Actually, never.

I'm very non-homophobic for what it's worth.

I have a theory on homophobia, actually.

It goes like this:

The more homophobic you are, the more you secretly crave the butt rocket.


Not saying you're homophobic, fiver.

But that's my theory.

Daft living in an area with a high concentration of gays I often wonder the same thing. I have not done anything other than personal observation on your theory, but I have to agree with it.

 

[Matty]

I have a bunch of HUGH Cohibas in a ziplock bag somewhere. Don't care for that stuff.

 

[RayRay]

if this thread wont get Happy Boy here, nothing will

 

[Tron]

Matty, they're already stale. Throw em out.

So I'm the only motherfucker on here who likes a nice cigar once or twice a week with a whiskey?

 

[plommer]

Matty, they're already stale. Throw em out.

So I'm the only motherfucker on here who likes a nice cigar once or twice a week with a whiskey?

apparently.

I know this, if you're smoking cigars you aren't kissing any broads.

 

[Tron]

ONE or TWO cigars a week, plommer.

Are you being thick intentionally?

It's 40 minutes of the 27,000 minutes that make up a week.

Plommer, call me.

 

[plommer]

How am I being thick?

Broads don't like cigar breath/smoke.

Like I said I used to smoke cigars but haven't had one in at least 3 years now.

Masturbation is also less fun nowadays but that has nothing to do with the cigar thing.

 

[Tron]

Plom, I'm just saying that I smoke 2 cigars a week max.

My cigar smoking is not getting in the way of life, ya know?

Plommer, do you believe that Jesus was real?

I mean, I'm not asking you if he was the Messiah. But do you think he existed historically?

 

[plommer]

Plom, I'm just saying that I smoke 2 cigars a week max.

My cigar smoking is not getting in the way of life, ya know?

Plommer, do you believe that Jesus was real?

I mean, I'm not asking you if he was the Messiah. But do you think he existed historically?

Daft as far as I know nothing existed before September 1966.

Nothing.


Daft some people find cigar smoking and cigar smokers disgusting, that was the only point I was trying to make, I don't think your cigar smoking is out of control but I do find it ironic that you (someone who is careful of what they eat and tries to live a healthy lifestyle) would ever consider putting a cancer stick in your piehole.

 

[RayRay]

there are very few things that smell worse to me than a cigar... a rotten corpse is one, but thats a story for another day

 

[plommer]

See Daffy!

Add RayX2 to the list of people that will never kiss you because you smoke cigars.




I really do enjoy the aroma of pipe smoke.