Teela got pregnant by her new puppy?

[Mudcat]

Well I'll be jiggered.

 

[PuckOff]

Congratulations!!! You have very nice eyebrows.

 

[Teela]

 

[plommer]

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Looking good, Teela.

Congrats.

 

[bacon]

Now that's somethin

 

[Archie]

the puppet mattress evolved into a PUPPY mattress

 

[mcbaseball10]

Woo hoo! Congrats tella.

 

[roguejuror]

I can't bealive she beat Matty. I could have bet Matty was next.

 

[Matty]

I dunno. How far along are you, Teela?

 

[roguejuror]

23,000 posts

 

[Matty]

Oh wow.

Yeah. I was going to wait cause it's still very early - Teela is most likely more advanced. But yeah. I'm 7 weeks pregnant boys. Fingers crossed.

I can't keep a secret. Not even my own.

 

[Cami]

Congrats Teela!

 

[Matty]

Teela are you married to your Matty? If not how are the parents reacting? Want me to tell them to kindly fok off?

 

[Teela]

I'm a week ahead of you, Matty. The race is on....



Marriage? Please, we like to do things our own way.

 

[Matty]

Kids these days.

 

[rito]

Mrs D finds it odd that people here get married first.

 

[Mudcat]

Y'all are a bunch of long-haired pot-smoking hippies.