Suicide, Famine, AIDS, Cancer, Rape

[Jewish Prince]

Please rank in order of 1-5 with 1 being the least funny and 5 being the most funny. More specifically, if you are on a first date and want to break the ice with a joke, or begin a comedic discussion to ease the tension before your cocktail kicks in, which of these is preferred?

 

[Matty]

Your cancer would be the funniest.

 

[Jewish Prince]

Especially testicular

 

[tullamore]

I will laugh when you commit suicide

 

[Archie]

we know your fat ass hasn't experienced any real famine longer than 90 mins