Some posters just don't like to meet other posters...

[Rubyn]

Blitty, really? I think he e-sounds very much like himself.

And I'm very much like my online persona - I just can't speak English effortlessly.

Blitty was shy around me and you were too wasted the entire weekend, but you smiled a lot and I liked that, Matty.

 

[Bread]

what about it upset him though? Is what I'm not understanding.

He made a snide comment about the guy being on drugs, and being one of my people.

Mind you, my dad got arrested for possession of pot as a 20something and found God.

I never got arrested for drugs, and resisted God no matter how much his guilt tried to force it down my impressionable adolescent throat.

Fuck him and fuck God.

Ooops?

 

[reno cool]

What I can say about posters I've met is:

Most are fatter than their persona.... except Monkey, he's shorter.... and Teela, she's skinnier, and Matty, he's about normal.

 

[Matty]

Blitty was shy around me and you were too wasted the entire weekend, but you smiled a lot and I liked that, Matty.

Hehe. Even Monkey is a smily fokker!

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I'm serious. I want to know what makes MonkeyF0cker laugh. Give me an example.

Good standup. Dave Chapelle, Louis CK, Artie, etc.

Movies. The Hangover, Dumb and Dumber, Zoolander, Tommy Boy, etc.

When people do stupid shit like walk into a glass door.

Clever comments.

It all depends. IRL, I laugh more than most people to be honest.

 

[Matty]

What I can say about posters I've met is:

Most are fatter than their persona.... except Monkey, he's shorter.... and Teela, she's skinnier, and Matty, he's about normal.

Fatter than their persona?

I take offense at being called normal. I can provide references.

 

[reno cool]

Oh, I see Bread.

 

[Bread]

Oh, I see Bread.

Thx buddy. Do you really think I'm fat?

Wait til we come to Denver soon. I lost most that Vegas weight.

I'm gonna wrestle you whether you like it or not.

 

[Rubyn]

Hehe. Even Monkey is a smily fokker!

Very smiley. When I see his angry words and then picture his bright smiley teeth, it all seems so out of place. Like a dog wearing a speedo.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Robyn I should have taken that +350

 

[reno cool]

No Bread, you were quieter than your persona whenever I saw you.
Maybe you were just hammered and out of it.

 

[BGS 9.5]

where did posters' weight enter this thread? With he excption of Wal, I didn't think anybody cared

 

[Matty]

Robyn I should have taken that +350

You're a major disappointment. All the potential in the world and you ruin all your work defending a guy who's worth more dead (to humanity as a whole.)

 

[Cougar Bait]

You're a major disappointment. All the potential in the world and you ruin all your work defending a guy who's worth more dead (to humanity as a whole.)

Great. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

Seriously...I spent most of the night just messing with MF...not defending Brock. Maybe you were confused?

 

[BGS 9.5]

Matty, lay off. CB can cook. wtf do you eat?

 

[BGS 9.5]

It is late night, I = pot stirrer. Where in the hell is that fukk 5 teamer???

 

[Cougar Bait]

I AM A CAGED MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Great. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

Seriously...I spent most of the night just messing with MF...not defending Brock. Maybe you were confused?

Uh ok. uke:

Maybe you should read your posts again.