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for underaged drinking.... I'm 25 years old. I tried to order a beer and they took my LEGAL CALIFORNIA ID and they denied it... i asked for the manager, and he was a prick and i told him to stop being a douche and learn his state ID's, and that I had already had two beers at the other bar... next thing you know a cop is putting cuffs on me.

fast forward and I'm in the office and they're asking me all these questions about when I graduated college, etc. and I even showed them my Linkedin account for proof of when I graduated.

They FINALLY get their machine working, and they swipe my ID to see that it is a valid license... but I guess they were trying to prove something... b/c even though they had proof they kept questioning me. I finally just told them to let me go so I could go home. I already left my friend out there and i'd missed the entire Doobie Brothers set. Next thing you know, my Best friend JL comes in with a scanned copy of my passport from an email on the screen of her phone (she called my dad, who has a copy of my passport, so he scanned it and sent it in an email to her). Then they FINALLY let me go.

i've been drinking for 10 years. only legally for 4. and NOW they arrest me?

fuck new jersey.
 
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Cali, get ahold of boner18 and sue those bastards

by the way, got get a jersey ID already

I know in Chicago, its technically illegal to live here for like 3 months and not have officially changed your id to an illinois license if you are driving.
 
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Daffy, we need some info here and maybe you can make some calls?

can't say anything till Boner18, Mr. and Mrs. Monkey, and Pavy chime in.... but I think the official GL position might have to be a hugh demand for a public apology from the NJ police?

certifiably...LIKE A SIR!

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Patty is sharp! this is why he will be taking over for Ray in 2025 in Memphis when Ray reaches SSI benefits age and goes into semi retirement to live in Bankok


I'd say she might have been on tight survellience for the past few months due to her drug cartel networking emails from Bateman.... in addition, there may have been reason to suspect possible craigslist/match.com dirty hookering going on...

Finally, Disturbing the peace, terroristic threats, resisting arrest, assault on an officer, trespassing might all have been charges that Cali was lucky to avoid...

what say you Plommer and MF?
 
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Guessing that the California DL is the most commonly counterfeited one. And that you prolly were not completely non-obnoxious with the bartender when he denied it. :wah:

My Quebec driver's license was denied at Greektown Casino in Detroit. The girl said she had NEVER seen one like it before. She called her manager, who shook his head and said the exact same thing.

"I'm going to let you in but I've never seen one of these before." Still shaking his head.

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