Seinfeld no masterbation thread

[housepicks]

cucumber +180
carrot -210

 

[plommer]

cucumber +180
carrot -210

Those numbers would be reversed if we knew she enjoyed dating black men.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

me: go fuck casper after work
cami: no
stop trying to whore me out damnit

tried for you as well.

Thank you my friend.

It's okay though. I'm going to hold out for that "special one".

 

[Cami]

What, I'm not special enough for you Casper?!



yes I know, I left the door open on that one.