took that pic in miami lakes
emailed it to a server in moscow
downloaded and resized it in nicaragua
uploaded to a server in virginia
paste it on a server in madrid
all in like 3 minutes, 80 years ago we were taking ocean liners across the atlantic
dumerican virginia server wasnt showing pic, fixed it above
as a whitey plantation owner from bermuda going home you wouldn't have left your favorite brown servant behind would ya, you would have demanded i'll be let on the life boats, right
I probably woulda made room for all the brown brown hunnies that I was banging first. But yeah, after all the rich old white women, kids, white men, unicorns, sexy brown brown servants, thejrichshow and David Arquette, you woulda been on that boat goddammit!
Actually going down with the Titanic though - that would have been cold. Like, I've had some minor ice fishing mishaps and maybe ended up with some wet socks in the fishing hut, but actually getting dunked in the North Atlantic beside some icebergs?