Random thoughts

[MrMonkey]

How does a woman return a pair of panties to a department store that had period blood stains on it? War story from MrsM!

 

[MrMonkey]

Lots of drunkards lately posting here! Awesome!

 

[plommer]

but I'm not holding my breath.

Some pro.

 

[Archie]

i'm really missing my 6 goldfish.

I wished I missed a really nice golden retriever or brown lab though..... but I can't have one yet


I hope my goldfish appreciate how much I think about them when I'm away

 

[Mudcat]

How does a woman return a pair of panties to a department store that had period blood stains on it? War story from MrsM!

 

[Matty]

Don Germaise was late to work this morning.

 

[Bread]

Dammit Matty!!!!!! Beat me by a second.

 

[Matty]

RIP Jack Layton

 

[stevek173]

I use a knife, a sharp one.

 

[senco78]

I dont like working on Mondays...
so I'm not

 

[SoV]

Wanted to get Chewy Chips Ahoy! cookies but got Oatmeal Chewy Chips Ahoy! instead.

 

[stevek173]

I was out to dinner Friday night, and dinner date's favorite poster here is Archie. I mentioned that he got married. She loudly said "Oh you mean I need a titty Archie?". A man sitting with his family behind her looked back as if to say "what the fuck". I laughed loudly.

 

[roguejuror]

Did it went good Stevie?

 

[stevek173]

Yeah it was cool. The Burgh is jumpin about 1230 AM man, many hussies out.

I'm all about Mandie now though, in my avatar. Everything I ever wanted.

 

[Matty]

I anal the random video thread. Is my random thought of the day. Which I would like to augment with the following video.

 

[Matty]

bona fide + glorified = bonified

:+1:

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

bona fide + glorified = bonified

:+1:

LOL. You guys give that girl a bit too much credit in the intellect department in my estimation.

 

[Matty]

I thought it was a clever neologism in that context.