Random thoughts

[Matty]

The woman keeps buying tonic water, expecting people who come over to want vodka tonics. No one drinks that shit.

Been mixing it with whiskey when I run out of ginger ale. It's actually not bad at all if you use a sweet whiskey to counterbalance the bitterness.

7 Matty Rains out of a possible 10

MIght try it with semen next.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I like vodka tonics. Used to drink them with vigor.

Haven't had a drink in a couple months.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

What happens if you put semen in a bottle of tonic water, Matty? Same color under UV?

 

[Matty]

Fuck man, stop tempting me.

 

[bacon]

You guys are absolutely fucking disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourselves

 

[Matty]

Someone really hates tonic water.

 

[plommer]

You guys are absolutely fucking disgusting and you should be [STRIKE]ashamed[/STRIKE] proud of yourselves

 

[reno cool]

sounds like a legit scientific inquiry. I'm curios to learn of the results. Fulfill your duty Matty.

 

[Teela]

The woman keeps buying tonic water, expecting people who come over to want vodka tonics. No one drinks that shit.

Been mixing it with whiskey when I run out of ginger ale. It's actually not bad at all if you use a sweet whiskey to counterbalance the bitterness.

7 Matty Rains out of a possible 10

MIght try it with semen next.

You're drinking semen mixed with vodka or tonic water?

 

[bacon]

you filthy animals

et tu teela

 

[plommer]

You're drinking semen mixed with vodka or tonic water?

A real woman drinks it straight up.

 

[Teela]

A real woman drinks it straight up.

A real woman snorts it.

 

[plommer]

A real woman snorts it.

touche!

 

[roguejuror]

oh my

 

[roguejuror]

Look Muddy a giant ducky! no photoshop

 

[Matty]

A real woman snorts it.

 

[Mudcat]

Look Muddy a giant ducky! no photoshop

Oooh

 

[Mudcat]

Damn I wish I could convey to you this song that is in my head. I have a melody circulating but I can't think of what it is from. I'll ask Jenny later but if she doesn't know, I may have to do a video and hum it to you. Someone must know.