Random thoughts

[Matty]

Ouch.

 

[Mudcat]

Muddy give me your jelly beans. I won them fair and square.

I wish I could. You are welcome to them.

Pretty fair chance they will end up being chucked.

 

[Mudcat]

I tried something I hadn't done before for dinner tonight. Corned beef brisket.

It didn't work out so well. I don't see myself ever doing that again.

It ended up being like corned beef - in brisket form. I wish I had known that ahead of time.

 

[bacon]

Incognito did WHAT?!

:

jackass

 

[RayRay]

im sure ive destroyed over 100 casino players cards over the years cracking up the whiz

 

[Matty]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[plommer]

Matty is now officially craving.

 

[Matty]

Think about motorcycles.

 

[MrMonkey]

Think bout motorcycles! Sorry Matty, it's the father in me! Luv ya!

 

[Matty]

Lane splitting is illegal in Ontario.

I only do it when traffic isn't moving.

 

[MrMonkey]

 

[bacon]

Drunken French teenagers abduct a circus llama and take him on a tram ride

 

[Matty]

Drunken French teenagers abduct a circus llama and take him on a tram ride

I don't know what's funnier, French teens abducting a llama or a French llama being named Serge.

 

[Matty]

im sure ive destroyed over 100 casino players cards over the years cracking up the whiz

I used to use my health benefits card.

 

[bacon]

I don't know what's funnier, French teens abducting a llama or a French llama being named Serge.

"but charges were dropped after images of their night out went viral"

If you're going to screw up make it go viral.

 

[mrquincy]

This video game does not look like much fun. I take it he is not trying to get his $0.25 back from the machine.

 

[IAG]

What.The.Hell. ? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[MrX]

You just know he's gonna fuck that thing when the camera goes away.