Quick question about camera phone etiquette

[Cami]

I've probed her on the topic. There was zero hesitation in her response. She don't care one bit fo' the female body.

She likes penises. Small mercy.

Does she like/ever watch girl on girl pron?

I take it she has never been with a girl.

Ask her again when she is drunk.

 

[Cami]

I can't even come close to satisfying one woman, two would be a total nightmare.

How about and two girls? we can get head together!

 

[Matty]

Does she like/ever watch girl on girl pron?

I take it she has never been with a girl.

Ask her again when she is drunk.

She doesn't watch porn. She reads it. I've read excerpts of that retarded Fifty Shades Of Grey book and it was the most baffling thing ever.

I'm positive she'll never go there. There were/are clear opportunities.

 

[stevek173]

 

[Cami]

She doesn't watch porn. She reads it. I've read excerpts of that retarded Fifty Shades Of Grey book and it was the most baffling thing ever.

I'm positive she'll never go there. There were/are clear opportunities.

Hmmm, I hear the ladies love that book. I haven't bothered to check it out.
Get her drunk then present the opportunity.

Maybe you should copy things from the book, she might like that and it might slowly awaken or broaden her desires.

 

[Cami]

I don't wanna play no pattycake.

 

[Matty]

Hmmm, I hear the ladies love that book. I haven't bothered to check it out.

The book is the most ridiculous thing ever. The writing is bland as fok.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Contrary to common perception, not every chick has a deep-seeded desire to dyke out.

Just like not every chick likes chocolate cake.

The desire for many probably comes from social conditioning anyway.

Chicks be gullible, yo.

 

[Cami]

The book is the most ridiculous thing ever. The writing is bland as fok.

Huh. I heard it was supposed to be the next sexy, feel real good book.
They are making it into a movie already.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...ng-ryan-gosling-christian-grey_n_1857322.html

Maybe the movie will be better then the book in this case?

 

[Matty]

Contrary to common perception, not every chick has a deep-seeded desire to dyke out.

Just like not every chick likes chocolate cake.

The desire for many probably comes from social conditioning anyway.

Chicks be gullible, yo.

Yeah. I've dated 2 girls who were adamant that they would never make out with another girl. I've only ever witnessed one GF make out with another chick and they weren't even comfortable.

Shit sucks. Where are all the straight lesbos?!?

 

[Matty]

Huh. I heard it was supposed to be the next sexy, feel real good book.
They are making it into a movie already.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...ng-ryan-gosling-christian-grey_n_1857322.html

Maybe the movie will be better then the book in this case?

I think most pop culture, and most people my age, are completely retarded. Don't mind me. I have issues.

 

[Cami]

not EVERY girl wants too, but I know of more that would, then wouldn't.
Or at least get turned on by the thought, though they would NEVER admit it out loud.