Pro's/Con's of Blitty buying a Segway

[Blitty]

Pro- Awesome and convenient.

Con- Nerdy and expensive.



Discuss.



I just boarded flight to JFK at Heathrow. I'm expecting some good stuff here in 8 hours. :

 

[MrMonkey]

I have to start referring to this guy as Prince Blitty! What a life! Luv ya!

 

[MrMonkey]

I can't discuss what I don't know! WTF is it?

 

[Saulty]

Pros - None
Cons - You will look like a dork, you will get killed as soon as you try to ride it out in the street, it will get stolen if you leave it parked outside.

 

[Matty]

I can't discuss what I don't know! WTF is it?

Really? It's only the COOLEST invention of the 2000's.

The owner of the company that makes them died on one.

 

[RayRay]

no reason for that garbage, blitty... get all the exercise you can buddy...shit like that is for fat fucking mall cops

 

[rjt721]

 

[Clint]

how much do those bitches cost? i want to get one off sbr but i'll never get that many points in my lifetime.

 

[Bread]

I thought you already did?


[video]http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=pb957qlAcZo[/video]

 

[wal66]

Total trim magnet.

 

[Matty]

I thought you already did?

Link fixed.

 

[roguejuror]

blitty's pro/cons thread are picking up

 

[Blitty]

Really? It's only the COOLEST invention of the 2000's.

The owner of the company that makes them died on one.

I did a 3 hour tour on one in Lisbon. It was cheap in comparison to doing that anywhere else. Covered a lot of ground and fun. The cobble stone out there is very uncomfortable to walk on. The guy that died bought company from inventor. His death was suspicious due to him have. Mafioso enemies or some shit.

I highly recommend you try them in similar long distant tour guided scenario.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

What happens if you get a flat tire? You have to haul that fuckin thing back?

 

[Matty]

I did a 3 hour tour on one in Lisbon. It was cheap in comparison to doing that anywhere else. Covered a lot of ground and fun. The cobble stone out there is very uncomfortable to walk on. The guy that died bought company from inventor. His death was suspicious due to him have. Mafioso enemies or some shit.

I highly recommend you try them in similar long distant tour guided scenario.

Yeah, I briefly tried one on the way to Versailles, woulda been useful to get around the HUGH gardens. It seems that they've been relegated to tourist attraction duties.

 

[roguejuror]

The cobble stone out there is very uncomfortable to walk on.

-Con moving to europe

 

[Saulty]

What happens if you get a flat tire? You have to haul that fuckin thing back?

What happens if you have to go to the bathroom? Do you park it next to the urinal and take a piss?

 

[Enigma]

cons- pointless, waste of money, stupid-looking, unwieldy
pros- for people who can't walk it's an alternative to a wheelchair