Power Outage

[CASPERWAIT$]

Just got back from the casino to find out my entire complex is out of power.

I have a full phone battery and porn seems like an option.

Maybe The Killing on Netflix.

Watching porn on your phone is acceptable when you have no power right?

 

[IAG]

Sorry to hear. HATE that. Ours goes out 2-3x a year at least it seems. Hope it is restored soon. At least you have wheels now and can drive somewhere if it gets intolerable.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I just drove 3 hours back from the casino. The last thing I want to do is drive again lol.

I guess it's been off for 4 hours now.

 

[Cami]

Ruh Roh.

 

[bacon]

Sounds like a good time for some good old fashioned Margo Adams porn. This is what we save the good stuff for.

 

[Saulty]

How are you going to watch porn without air-conditioning or fans? Open the windows?

 

[Blitty]

lolwut

 

[bacon]

yeah saulty do you insist on only looking at porn in environments below a certain temperature?

 

[roguejuror]

What would mister monkey say in this situation?

 

[bacon]

he'd problem complain to mrs. monk about the london broil and go dinnerless again.

 

[housepicks]

I like when the power goes out.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Power comes back on and 15 minutes later the cable goes out.

FML

 

[bacon]

that sucks about the power

 

[housepicks]

No it doesnt

 

[bacon]

yeah i mostly meant about the cable my bad