Our Old CRUSHER friend has fallen on some hard times

[IAG]

no I think Fivey is confused

5starbomb was the guy that has the sausage fingers and had the Jenn Sterger in front of Wrigley avatar and claimed it was his friend. I think he lives in the southwest burbs of Chicago

but that is not Bateman

Yeah! That's it. 5 star bomb. I thought Gyno was the one with Jenn Sterger though.

 

[IAG]

Yeah! That's it. 5 star bomb. I thought Gyno was the one with Jenn Sterger though.

Maybe I'm just thinking of a photoshopped picture of Gyno in the leopard vest that someone made with a pic of JS. That was classic even if it was a play on 5sb.

 

[Fu Manchu]

totally forgot about five star bomb. he had some classic moments of pure idiocy back in the day.

 

[Mudcat]

I remember 5starbomb trying to convince people he had sexy stuff going on in his life. He was so bad at it. You could tell his only information about relations was bad porn.

One time he said something like:

So this girl comes up to me in a bar and she points to the baseball game on TV and says see that guy? It was that Japanese player Fukudome. And she sez, "Fuk-U-do-ME."

That was his story of sexy time springing out of changed emphasis of the various syllables of a baseball player's name. :



He was embarrassing. I don't like posters that make me feel embarrassed.

 

[Fu Manchu]

ahahahahahahaha

i totally remember that story. was one of the best of all time attempts at forum bullshitting.

 

[MrX]

Shit. I remember that, too. Should we all be remembering that? That seems like a waste of some sort. Maybe, going forward, just one of us can remember that.

 

[Matty]

Shit. I remember that, too. Should we all be remembering that? That seems like a waste of some sort. Maybe, going forward, just one of us can remember that.

Fiver. Write that shit down in your daily planner.

 

[Mudcat]

You can just see how the story originated. He is sitting by himself (parents' basement ??) watching baseball and it's like, omygawd, that player's name starts with F-U-K.

*giggles*

But then what comes after that? Omygawd if it kinda looks like . . . omygawd . . . so if you were to say it . . . yes! Now if I remember the process of getting trim based on Penthouse letters . . .

 

[Sharky]

Whatever happened to Amby ?

 

[Matty]

Nagged to death.

 

[Mudcat]

Now suppose bateman died last night. Suppose he was not just recycling old material but he had an actual plight - and he died from it.

Would you care? Would you be sad? Happy?

 

[Matty]

I would shake my head and have semi-deep thoughts about the human condition.

Yes, I believe I would have a moment with myself thanks to Bateman.

 

[MrMonkey]

Yea, I would have a moment of feeling bad but I think the need to use him to fill space at GL has reached it's end with me! Probably go to the Death and Birth Rate thread and know it will happen to all of us sooner or later!

 

[Mudcat]

I would be on the slightly happy side of neutral. One less pointless stalkerish troll. It would be like a noisy malfunctioning machine had been turned off. Good.

Hopefully he does not become aware of this discussion because there are few things more perversely orgasmic to that sort of personality than people discussing their death.

 

[MrMonkey]

Has he tried here yet for help?

 

[Matty]

Has he tried here yet for help?

I'm stealing that, thanks MrM.

 

[MrMonkey]

I'm stealing that, thanks MrM.

Who was the creator of this, anyway? Always need someone's help for my posts! I know you have helped me on occasion!

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Oh. So this is what happened to my stalker.