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Burglar Hiding In Pistorius' Bathroom Figures Now Probably His Best Chance To Escape

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MonkeyF0cker
The captions are the best part.
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They probably copied it from an english newspaper. I couldn't find the original.

1. Pistorius wakes up and goes to the balcony to get the fan and close the balcony door.
2. He hears noise from the bathroom and he thinks a burglar has gotten in from the window.
3. He goes towards the bathroom and yells at the intruder to get out of the house.
4. He notices the window by the bathroom door open and he hears a noise coming from the bathroom. He shoots through the locked door.
5. He goes back to the bedroom and notices Steenkamp is not in bed. He puts on his blades and turns on the lights.
6. He goes back to the bathroom door and breaks in using a cricket bat. Steenkamp is still alive and asks for help.
7. He moves her down the stairs and tries to help her but she dies in his arms.
 
Methinks we need some odds on Pistorius killing himself/going on Oprah/hooking up with Manti Te'o before his trial starts on June 4.

This is a gambling board boys. You don't want MrQ calling you's a bunch of TV-watching faggots again now do you.
 
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