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Olympics - London 2012

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I could tolerate it for Vancouver under the belief it would go away, but now it just makes me want to puke. While the melody is weak - basically sounds like it came straight from the Anthem cookie-cutter #73 - it is the words I hate.

Oddly I don't even know them. I just know I hate them in all their white-bread-soaked-in-milk blandness. I know it's something like


I believe that niceness is nice
I believe that people are nice
I believe it's really nice
When things are nice



Some useless shit like that.

If the dude across the window from me could read lips, he would have seen me singing substitute words all day today:


I believe you're a flaming bag of shit
I believe you honk on bobo all day
I believe you're gay as fuck
I believe you can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut



And so on
 
My only problem with it is that the lyrics are so vague and based on some inferiority complex that's stereotypically Canadian. Fokken song sounds like it's about famine more than athletics.

Americans go out there to destroy the field, to command and conquer.

Canadians go out there believing they can fly, believing in you and I.

:facepalm:

We're so fucking cute.

I bet we taste just like homo.
 
And that's the other thing, they string together all those bland platitudes and cliches - and then tie it all up in one big grammatically incorrect bow.


I believe in the power of you and I



Sorry, I know it rhymes, but that's incorrect English. I know most people wouldn't realize that and it would be anal to harp on it. So I won't. But it's wrong and I know it. Every time.
 
This guy is excited to run in the Olympics:

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