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can we add:
had sex in same hotel room with parents in the other bed sleeping? $50

had sex on beach that resulted in some major chaffing to the gooch? $15

cheated on a live in partner in the bed yall sleep on? $69.99

been caught with hands in cookie jar while cheating? $75

pick a restaurant with a patio/deck to dine at while piss drunk for sole purpose of bolting to the get away car after enjoying steak and shrimp? $85
 
Mudcat
But then you get $50 for pissed in a pool? Same as having a threesome?

Who designed this? Rain Man?
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Matty
Haven't done either. :sad:
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MonkeyF0cker
I've done both of those too.

Threesomes are overrated.

Doesn't every kid piss in a pool? Thought that was normal.
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Yes.


That just blew my mind, to realize that there are people that have never done that.

Canada suddenly seems like a very strange and distant land to me.
 
Blitty
Yes.


That just blew my mind, to realize that there are people that have never done that.

Canada suddenly seems like a very strange and distant land to me.
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:lol:

I remember being told as a kid that there was a special chemical in the public pools that would turn my pee dark blue or something, so that one would instantly get caught peeing in said pool.

Ima use the same trick on my kids one day.

Wait, in whose pool did you guys pee? Why would you pee in your own pool?
 
Matty
:lol:

I remember being told as a kid that there was a special chemical in the public pools that would turn my pee dark blue or something, so that one would instantly get caught peeing in said pool.
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Brilliant. Like my parents telling me about the extreme suction created by a moving train that would grab you even from like 20 yards away.

Well, it worked for awhile anyway. But then some friends straighten you out and the daredevil lifestyle begins.



I'm not proud to say (but not egregiously ashamed either) that I peed in pretty much every pool. And creek and stream and river and lake. Bays and oceans - you name it. I was a little waterbug growing up and there were summers when I probably averaged 2 pretty long swims every damn day. I took every kind of swimming lessons and later, played some water polo and did some competitive diving.

Spent a lot of time in the water is what I'm saying. And once you've done it once and found there are no consequences, it is easy to keep doing it.

We never had our own pool but, knowing the little ratbag I was, I probably would have peed in there plenny times too.
 
Matty
Getting caught in the act should carry a heftier "fine". Shit's potentially deadly.
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everyone should experience it at least once
highly recommended.
a true test to ones ability to think on the fly and judge performance in pressure situations.
Peyton Manning aint got shit on me when it comes to pressure situations and how one reacts
 
gonna have some more shit on the list shortly

see tread about loaning money to friends and my last post in that tread
woke up today w/ call from his gf and she filled me in on ALL kinds of shit :lol:
baffles me how shady most folks are these days, actually comical
but for 1 last time Im gonna stoop to their level and reek some havoc:dude:
godspeed
 
senco78
everyone should experience it at least once
highly recommended.
a true test to ones ability to think on the fly and judge performance in pressure situations.
Peyton Manning aint got shit on me when it comes to pressure situations and how one reacts
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No shit. :lmao::surrender: Please tell your story, pleasepleaseplease.
 
matty, I will share but not on here.

for the record:
my actions were done out of spite ( along with hiring a babysitter that is fine as hell)
due to choices my significant other made before the deal(s) went down.


sencos quote from that day, "every action has an equal and opposite reaction baby,
and you just got reactioned on to the ninth degree .":mmike:

and then broken mirrors, pictures, glasses, started defying gravity flying towards my head.
 
senco78
matty, I will share but not on here.

for the record:
my actions were done out of spite ( along with hiring a babysitter that is fine as hell)
due to choices my significant other made before the deal(s) went down.


sencos quote from that day, "every action has an equal and opposite reaction baby,
and you just got reactioned on to the ninth degree .":mmike:

and then broken mirrors, pictures, glasses, started defying gravity flying towards my head.
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hmmm, if this is a reaction, I am curious what went down too....
 
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