Mattresses

[Cami]

Why is it they put a flower or what have you print/pattern on mattresses?
No body sees it, so no one cares.

It's not like you invite friends and guests over and the first thing you just have to show them is...
the pattern on your mattress.
wtf?

 

[Mudcat]

I don't know. My mattress has no pattern on it (except for a very old blood stain from a girl who was too drunk to properly deal with her period.)

I bet there is other stuff like that though, stuff that no one sees that they put a pattern on. Leave it with me - I'll think of something.

 

[wal66]

I don't know. My mattress has no pattern on it (except for a very old blood stain from a girl who was too drunk to properly deal with her period.)

I bet there is other stuff like that though, stuff that no one sees that they put a pattern on. Leave it with me - I'll think of something.

I think even Plommer would replace a bloodstained mattress. Or maybe backseat?

 

[mrmarket]

We have 2 memory foam mattresses with no pattern for the last 6 years. Best money i ever spent.

 

[wal66]

We have 2 memory foam mattresses with no pattern for the last 6 years. Best money i ever spent.

Are they not uncomfortably hot?

It wasn't memory foam but when I was a kid my grandma had like a 2" thick piece of foam on top of the mattress in the guest bedroom and you would always end up sweating your ass off laying there.

Maybe the memory foam is different, I dunno.

 

[Mudcat]

Just a little stain and, as the thread is pointing out, no one ever sees it.

Love that mattress, comfy as hell. No reason to replace it.

 

[wal66]

Just a little stain and, as the thread is pointing out, no one ever sees it.

Love that mattress, comfy as hell. No reason to replace it.

Is it really that the mattress is so comfy or was the vagina just THAT good?

 

[wal66]

Muddy, there was a vagina in my past that was just THAT damn good but I never had her on a mattress. Drafting table, desk, office chair, work truck, back of the Explorer, front of the Explorer, the hood of her Mazda, dugout, picnic table, concession stand, blanket but not once on a mattress.

Muddy, I really miss that vagina.

 

[roguejuror]

Wally you need a water bed.

 

[wal66]

Wally you need a water bed.

RJ, I am a waterbed.

 

[roguejuror]

lol

 

[mrmarket]

Are they not uncomfortably hot?

It wasn't memory foam but when I was a kid my grandma had like a 2" thick piece of foam on top of the mattress in the guest bedroom and you would always end up sweating your ass off laying there.

Maybe the memory foam is different, I dunno.

No they aren't hotter than a normal mattress. And it's different than some slab your grannie put out for you wal. You should go try one at a store you'll like it. Only thing "wrong" with them is sex takes a little getting used to because there's no spring but upside is they are so comfortable nag factor is negated by sleep.

 

[mrquincy]

I'm still a futon guy. I know this one manufacturer in the GTA that makes the softest ones... I just prefer them to mattresses.

 

[Cami]

We have 2 memory foam mattresses with no pattern for the last 6 years. Best money i ever spent.

We have been thinking about investing in one of those, current bed tends to give me back pain sometimes.

 

[Cami]

Futons: always end up rolling to the middle....not fun. (pending the type you have, place in SC called the room doctor, awesome futons)
Waterbeds: make me sick in my stomach...pass

 

[MrMonkey]

F the mattresses Cami! This is you my dear! And Stevie, the push up position looks way too tiresome! And why is there duplicates it appears?

 

[Cami]

Monkey, I cannot see your picture....

 

[MrMonkey]

Monkey, I cannot see your picture....

Can anyone else see the pic?