Making English Muffin pizzas, sliced up my hand

[fiveteamer]

I have no idea how I actually did this.

Drunk cooking is serious business

 

[senco78]

might needs some stiches

 

[Bread]

Definitely new thread worthy

 

[Polaroid]

What's on the TV? It looks like a dart board.

 

[RogueScholar]

Such delicate hands...

 

[fiveteamer]

Coaches Corner, Poley.

 

[Hawk]

Just a few nicks, Teamer

Five years ago I almost sliced off the end of a pinky finger cutting a frozen bagel.

Use the microwave defrost.

 

[Bread]

Just a few nicks, Teamer

Five years ago I almost sliced off the end of a pinky finger while banging some hooker named "Machete Lips"

Use the microwave defrost.

Oh wow!

 

[Hawk]

No,Bread....that would've been my dick, not my finger.

 

[fiveteamer]

Who the fuck freezes bagels except for grandmas?

 

[Hawk]

Who the fuck freezes bagels except for grandmas?

I was into bagels. Had a costco membership. Stupidly boguth those 18 packs of fresh bagels.

 

[RogueScholar]

Excellent question, Fiver. My parents do that, too, but it makes no sense to me. A bag of five bagels should be eaten long before they even think of going stale.

 

[fiveteamer]

My fucking grandmother used to freeze everything.

 

[kato]

My fucking grandmother used to freeze everything.

i hope her heart is not frozen

 

[Mrs. X]

Wow, that looks almost as bad as the Steves' sex scratches.

 

[stevek173]

Wow, that looks almost as bad as the Steves' sex scratches.

Rofl.

sorry to hear that Fiver. Mine still haven't completely healed.

 

[roguejuror]

My fucking grandmother used to freeze everything.

did this grandma leave you anything?