majorly fucked up

[kato]

matty is #1 classic and pro

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Marty how was ur hangover the other day?

 

[Cougar Bait]

the infamous 5 minute in between posting......almost got cum in my mouth incident?

I think it was 12 minutes ask Bread he kept track

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Marty how was ur hangover the other day?

i like that my phones autocorrect changed matty to marty.

 

[plommer]

bump for the french fukk

 

[Matty]

gay thread

we're mildly buzzed right now

ask me a question

i'll bullshit my way around it

 

[roguejuror]

can we come to your wedding?

 

[Matty]

Fuck no. I'll have trouble not causing a scandal on my own, I don't need enablers.

I'll play it safe and only bring Fiveteamer. Guy can handle his liquor.

 

[plommer]

haha but really, as soon as Matty gave the details I thought of it from my point of view

if a guy had gone down on me before and said he didn't like the taste of my cum so when I was ready, he was going to slap a dental dam on me and keep going...no fokking way

I think our pal Oksana may be a "squirter".I need to find that ask Oksana thread.

 

[Matty]

Wow, never read that post before. Dental dam?

 

[bacon]

This thread is so fokking

 

[CaliGirlNY]

i say "meh" to this thread.

 

[Matty]

It's not meh

It's downright ghey

 

[Blitty]

Fuck no. I'll have trouble not causing a scandal on my own, I don't need enablers.

I'll play it safe and only bring Fiveteamer. Guy can handle his liquor.

What? No blurry?

First boner cuts me out of the main event now you..

A guy can't get a break around here.

 

[Matty]

You did introduce me to your dad.

I'll consider it if you promise not to have sex with my mom.

 

[Blitty]

Unreal

 

[Blitty]

 

[Matty]

Blitty at Matty's wedding

Matty in 5 years

Matty in 10 years

Matty in 15 years, with a nice new SSRI prescription