Lets play a game

[Cami]

would you rather be:

shannon caddo



or

michael segura

NOW THAT'S A TOUGH CHOICE

 

[Cami]

its more likely for you to be a a 5'3 inch man and super successful and great personality and be a very happy individual than be a 6'3 inch super model

and a 6'3 inch chick is most likely to awkward looking and homely, if you are in the top .001% you might be a model and in the top .005% a good hoops or volleyball player

Yeah well still if you where a woman, and at least easy on the eyes...life could be good. and at least you could play with yourself. lmao

 

[Archie]

would you rather live in a location that was 120 degrees with high humidity 365 days a year or -10 F with 20 mph winds 365 days a year

 

[Archie]

Yeah well still if you where a woman, and at least easy on the eyes...life could be good. and at least you could play with yourself. lmao

so are you saying that a 5'3 man can't have a "good" life and play with themselves?

 

[Cami]

Shit Archie, I pick neither!

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

would you rather live in a location that was 120 degrees with high humidity 365 days a year or -10 F with 20 mph winds 365 days a year

No question. warmer weather. If their was any precipitation in the cold zone, I would be shoveling constantly. Also, starting a car in heat is a hell of a lot easier then in the cold.

 

[Cami]

No they could, but a chick has more things to play with, dudes only got one.

 

[Archie]

Camillion, can you and Casper colaborate on a top 10 list of things you'd play with if you were an ugly 6'3 chick?

one time Common

thanks

 

[Cami]

I can do that.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I can do that.

I am game. Camilion, throw me an email of your best 5.
[email protected]

 

[Cami]

Guys feel free to say, but this one's for the girls:

Would you rather…
have breast implants made of Nerf
OR
Play-Doh?

 

[Archie]

nerf for sure

they bounce back, even if slowly


I'd hate to be a mother of a kindergarten aged kid and have them roll my boobs into a long snake form

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

nerf for sure

they bounce back, even if slowly


I'd hate to be a mother of a kindergarten aged kid and have them roll my boobs into a long snake form

I wish you wrote this post in 2012. Would have been an early favorite for "Post Of The Year"

 

[Cami]

nerf for sure

they bounce back, even if slowly


I'd hate to be a mother of a kindergarten aged kid and have them roll my boobs into a long snake form

 

[Cami]

Would you rather… ejaculate:

crazy string

or

hot sauce?

 

[Cami]

Sorry about the last one, found it on the internet and it amused me.

 

[Archie]

would you rather ejaculate dollar bills or Pesto

 

[Cami]

would you rather ejaculate dollar bills or Pesto

DOLLA DOLLA BILLS YA'LL!!

If I could ejacualte dollar bills, I'd be jerkin off all damn day, that would become my profession.